Who do you say that I am?
Is diversity an important part of Christianity? Consider the example set by Jesus himself:
Because
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
Therefore Jesus was Mexican.
Because
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
Therefore Jesus was Black
Because
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin; his Mother was sure he was
God
Therefore Jesus was Jewish
Because
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil
Therefore Jesus was Italian
Because
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
Therefore Jesus was Irish
Because
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion
Therefore Jesus was a counterculture hippie
But most significant,
Because
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work
to do...
Therefore Jesus was a woman.
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