Feed Editor 2 Jan 2007 23:50:13 GMT CBS Commentator Dave Ross's Unpredictable Observations on Politics and Life http://daveross.com David Ross 2007 dave@daveross.com en-us Spreading Drive-By Wisdom To The Masses CBS'S Dave Ross Explains Everything As Clearly As Possible Dave Ross Dave Ross, KIRO, Seattle, Politics, Commentary, Humor no Dave Ross dave@daveross.com http://daveross.com/DaveRossCBS.jpg http://daveross.com <FONT face="Copperplate Gothic Bold" color=#ff0000 size=5>CBS's Dave Ross Explains Everything Clearly</FONT> If I go negative on negative ads, could it create a massive matter-antimatter explosion? 1 Aug 2008 05:18:16 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080731_OBAMA_ADS.mp3 Politics EE88D4EB-55D8-4372-A528-FF73BA5F707B DAVE ROSS: Fill In The Blanks --- Dave Goes Negative If I go negative on negative ads, could it create a massive matter-antimatter explosion? dave@daveross.com obama, mccain 01:28 no Dave warns of the great brainwashing now underway 30 Jul 2008 04:37:27 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080729_CHEAPGAS.mp3 Energy 01FB0532-697A-4565-A859-175123DD9815 DAVE ROSS: Hydrocarbon voices in your head Dave warns of the great brainwashing now underway dave@daveross.com oil, gas, energy 01:28 no Dave pays homage to the fossil fuel that builds character 29 Jul 2008 03:27:59 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080718_THANKOIL.mp3 Energy 611247C1-AC34-426F-8052-38A7FA220A46 DAVE ROSS: Thank you, Oil! Dave pays homage to the fossil fuel that builds character dave@daveross.com oil 01:28 no You'll find your fortune falling/ all over town -- Just make sure your umbrella/ is upside down 17 Jul 2008 00:31:33 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/osg2%2020080716%20ECONOMYHAPPY2.mp3 Economy 4D51D6C7-9C3D-47FA-9186-315005EB2758 DAVE ROSS: Bush and Streisand, Together For The First Time You'll find your fortune falling/ all over town -- Just make sure your umbrella/ is upside down dave@daveross.com bush economy bernanke streisand 01:28 no Dave reveals the true genius of the new iPhone 3G 12 Jul 2008 16:32:22 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080712_IPHONE.mp3 Technology 4F2653A0-C172-4244-9ED7-68D15A9DB5C6 DAVE ROSS: Hey ET, iPhone Home Dave reveals the true genius of the new iPhone 3G dave@daveross.com iPhone 01:28 no Dave rips the mask off Iran's missile-based oil marketing program 11 Jul 2008 16:30:46 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080711_OIL.mp3 Iran 2FCD0E9B-2214-42C9-AF7B-251BE90B1ABA DAVE ROSS: Iran scams us again Dave rips the mask off Iran's missile-based oil marketing program dave@daveross.com Iran, oil 01:28 no Dave guesses that Jesse Jackson's whispered gaffe was a window into his soul 10 Jul 2008 08:27:43 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080710_JACKSON.mp3 Politics E86D78A2-3D18-4C0F-B1AA-58F397C6E754 DAVE ROSS: Why would Jesse want to remove anyone's cocktail onions? Dave guesses that Jesse Jackson's whispered gaffe was a window into his soul dave@daveross.com Obama, Jackson 01:28 no Dave wonders where Iraq gets off making demands on us without checking with us first 9 Jul 2008 01:03:09 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080708_MALIKI.mp3 Iraq B4CA137B-2DFD-41A1-8BDD-C433C104B783 DAVE ROSS: Iraq wants a timetable? Do they think they're sovereign or something? Dave wonders where Iraq gets off making demands on us without checking with us first dave@daveross.com Iraq 01:28 no Dave overreacts to another display of diplomatic testosterone 10 Jul 2008 00:58:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080709_IRANMISSILES.mp3 Iran E9055C66-A29A-469A-A48E-9D76DB6EFCA3 DAVE ROSS: Iran kicks sand in everybody's face Dave overreacts to another display of diplomatic testosterone dave@daveross.com Iran 01:28 no Dave used to revel in flip-flopper stories, but now he's flip-flopped 8 Jul 2008 05:52:04 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080707_FLIPFLOP.mp3 Politics C111FF48-7F86-42B0-8895-FE0CCDE94B64 DAVE ROSS: When will flip-flop mavens flip-flop on flip-flopping? Dave used to revel in flip-flopper stories, but now he's flip-flopped dave@daveross.com politics 01:28 no Dave wonders when patriots will start enforcing the Constitution 5 Jul 2008 05:46:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080704%20JULY4.mp3 Patriotism B379BFA0-C0E6-44AE-8181-F37ECC3CEE6D DAVE ROSS: How does a patriot behave? Dave wonders when patriots will start enforcing the Constitution dave@daveross.com July 4, patriotism 01:28 no Dave refuses to accept Bill Gates resignation 28 Jun 2008 23:32:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080628_BILLGATES.mp3 Microsoft F9860DBC-37AA-433F-9C7D-4D8698311A84 DAVE ROSS: Hey Bill Gates, not so fast Dave refuses to accept Bill Gates resignation dave@daveross.com microsoft, bill gates 01:28 no The liberal mainstream media, still determined to undermine family values, starts pushing the idea of married sex among straight couples. Where does it stop? 27 Jul 2008 23:28:42 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080627_SEX.mp3 Sex 9B03CA03-8B7E-467C-A2BA-7B993988A51A DAVE ROSS: Should sex within marriage be legal? The liberal mainstream media, still determined to undermine family values, starts pushing the idea of married sex among straight couples. Where does it stop? dave@daveross.com sex, marriage 01:28 no Dave is overjoyed that this will no longer be an issue 26 Jun 2008 23:25:01 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080626_GUNS.mp3 Guns 0BCD7150-34FB-47FE-A2D4-FB454A6CA221 DAVE ROSS: NRA's Mission Accomplished? Dave is overjoyed that this will no longer be an issue dave@daveross.com NRA, guns, second amendment 01:28 no Dave issues a passionate appeal on behalf of the land of his birth 25 Jun 2008 23:23:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080625_SUBURBS.MP3 Suburbs 87CFCC4E-B8B9-418D-B96C-6652C6ECC301 Dave Ross: Save the Suburbs Dave issues a passionate appeal on behalf of the land of his birth dave@daveross.com George Carlin 01:28 no Dave bids farewell to a countercultural perfectionist 23 Jun 2008 23:17:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080623_CARLIN.mp3 Comedy A48BAFE3-A0A8-4604-A440-A7AA43C9E074 DAVE ROSS: George Carlin, not heaven-bound if he can help it Dave bids farewell to a countercultural perfectionist dave@daveross.com George Carlin 01:28 no Dave shocks millions by declaring it's time to to see if the oil companies mean it 19 Jun 2008 05:01:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080618_DRILLING.MP3 Oil B4A4ACE8-1809-4F31-88B8-A870B55475E1 DAVE ROSS: Drilling for Democracy Dave shocks millions by declaring it's time to to see if the oil companies mean it dave@daveross.com oil drilling 01:28 no Dave talks to a listener who sees the anti-Christ in Obama 29 Jun 2008 15:40:45 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080620_OBAMARUMORS.mp3 Obama 666A0179-2875-45D2-B1C6-655B685DC1E6 DAVE ROSS: Meet someone who believes the rumors Dave talks to a listener who sees the anti-Christ dave@daveross.com barack obama 01:28 no Dave invokes common sense and all he gets is blowback. 19 Jun 2008 15:36:54 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080619_DRILLING2.mp3 Oil 9B9F1946-5211-40A3-9E9E-7DAC883B5A0F DAVE ROSS: How about some new arguments on oil drilling? Dave invokes common sense and all he gets is blowback. dave@daveross.com oil drilling 01:28 no Dave examines the divine consequences of gay marriage 18 Jun 2008 05:49:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080617_GAYMARRIAGE.MP3 Marriage A8110E88-642E-4300-969B-60F30FC3CD3C DAVE ROSS: What will God do? Dave examines the divine consequences of gay marriage dave@daveross.com gay marriage 01:28 no Not just a "talk" show, a "listen" show 17 Jun 2008 05:44:38 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080616_RUSSERT.MP3 Media 553DA628-F23B-4013-AB28-F128DE1834F0 DAVE ROSS: Tim Russert Not just a "talk" show, a "listen" show dave@daveross.com Tim Russert 01:28 no Dave attempts to explain confusing news stories by playing a piece of actuality Real Slow 13 Jun 2008 15:35:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080613%20EXXONSLOW.mp3 Gas 1F79D4C9-0B24-4016-9922-A551C24111A5 DAVE ROSS: News Read Real Slow Dave attempts to explain confusing news stories by playing a piece of actuality Real Slow dave@daveross.com exxon mobil gas prices 01:28 no Dave reveals that Rachel Ray has inadvertently hit upon the solution to terrorism 13 Jun 2008 15:35:10 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080531_RACHELRAY.mp3 Terrorism 41940CAC-5F15-4B25-802B-E62B2C7DB829 DAVE ROSS: Rachel Ray channels jihad Dave reveals that Rachel Ray has inadvertently hit upon the solution to terrorism dave@daveross.com rache ray scarf jihad 01:28 no Dave compiles the preacher scorecard 31 May 2008 06:49:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080530_PFLEGER.mp3 Politics 86676C35-4BEC-4D27-BDBA-6C38E653615B DAVE ROSS: Finally -- a white Catholic preacher goes ballistic Dave compiles the preacher scorecard dave@daveross.com mccain obama pfleger 01:28 no Dave decides to stop worrying and jump into bed with the all-too-ravishing free market 28 May 2008 06:16:07 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080527_AIRFARES.mp3 Travel 6C8F4198-F4C1-432C-87BE-DCB245AF5013 DAVE ROSS: Saved by the market! Dave decides to stop worrying and jump into bed with the all-too-ravishing free market dave@daveross.com airfares, gas oil 01:28 no Will no one speak up for the rights of Big Oil? 23 May 2008 23:41:57 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080522_GASPRICES.mp3 Gas Prices A96CADD9-3730-4CA1-A082-C8BC44EF3866 DAVE ROSS: Congress violates human rights of oil executives Will no one speak up for the rights of Big Oil? dave@daveross.com gas prices oil 01:28 no Lord, if only we didn't have appeasers, all my problems would be... pretty much the same 18 May 2008 01:54:54 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080517_APPEASEMENT.MP3 Politics 23D39DC7-36CD-4254-B3C0-52145A873C5D DAVE ROSS: Appease me! Lord, if only we didn't have appeasers, all my problems would be... pretty much the same dave@daveross.com iraq, iran, bush, obama 01:28 no Dave searches once again for a divine message 17 May 2008 01:51:05 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080516_GAYMARRIAGE.MP3 Gay Marriage D8ABE43E-279E-4311-A620-3B1FC69CCB85 DAVE ROSS: Will God place California in the crosshairs? Dave searches once again for a divine message dave@daveross.com gay marriage 01:28 no Say -- this time, could we get that in writing? 16 May 2008 01:44:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080515_McCAINIRAQ.mp3 Politics CCB1DD0E-7ACD-4328-A94A-2CB9804EC4DC DAVE ROSS: John McCain visualizes victory Say, this time, could we get that in writing? dave@daveross.com Iraq McCain Obama 01:28 no Terrorist endorsements -- and those who sperad them -- drive Dave nuts 12 May 2008 23:43:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080512_HAMASOBAMA.mp3 Politics A433CBDF-7BC9-44F2-AE4E-6E49BEB9303A DAVE ROSS: I can't vote until I consult my neighborhood terrorist! Terroist endorsements -- and those who sperad them -- drive Dave nuts dave@daveross.com Hamas McCain Obama 01:28 no Dave discovers that the rule on preachers is listen, but don't inhale 30 Apr 2008 23:48:49 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080430_OBAMAWRIGHT.mp3 Politics 4BA187B1-DA6E-401B-8B3F-C8DEDBC5C991 DAVE ROSS: Omigod! He's a conservative! Dave discovers Rev. Wright's secret dave@daveross.com Obama, Jeremiah Wright 01:28 no Dave discovers Rev. Wright's secret 29 Apr 2008 07:08:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080428_WRIGHTSPEECH.mp3 Religion 049EA7E7-1161-43D2-9346-1C800EF404EE DAVE ROSS: Omigod! He's a conservative! Dave discovers Rev. Wright's secret dave@daveross.com Obama, Jeremiah Wright 01:28 no Dave explains that the key to hoarding food successfully is careful market timing 27 Apr 2008 15:05:23 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080425_HOARDING.mp3 Economy 68ACCCDA-CD46-4654-B496-AA9086819B13 DAVE ROSS: Golden Grains Dave explains that the key to hoarding food successfully is careful market timing dave@daveross.com rice, hoarding food, recession 01:28 no Dave examines the Pennsylvania comeback and finds that some Democratic ideas have come back too -- as Republican ideas 23 Apr 2008 23:58:14 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080423_PENNSYLVANIA2.MP3 Politics 8BC087CD-4625-40A2-91EE-DABBDE161C13 DAVE ROSS: A comeback comeback comeback in Pennsylvania Dave examines the Pennsylvania comeback and finds that some Democratic ideas have come back too -- as Republican ideas dave@daveross.com hillary, mccain, bush, clinton 01:28 no At some point, the pundits are just going to form a line at the nearest cliff and jump into the sea. 23 Apr 2008 04:28:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080422_PENNSYLVANIA.MP3 Politics 6EDFF715-2984-4C5C-9C07-5FE5AC51A6A1 DAVE ROSS: Pennsylvania votes decisively to keep the race indecisive At some point, the pundits are just going to form a line at the nearest cliff and jump into the sea. dave@daveross.com pennsylvania hillary obama primary 01:28 no Dave sounds a passionate call to the pump 22 Apr 2008 13:29:17 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080421_GASPRICES_.MP3 Gas 39F5F1FF-1066-45E0-86DB-E7C7B8371B38 DAVE ROSS: Don't just gas up -- man up, America Dave sounds a passionate call to the pump dave@daveross.com gas prices 01:28 no No, Dave, no one cares what he actually said. But that won't stop you, will it? 16 Apr 2008 01:47:58 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080415_OBAMA.MP3 Politics 314BD614-D76B-4A52-B9FE-5301F9E0B196 DAVE ROSS: Does anyone care what he actually said? No, Dave, no one cares what he actually said. But that won't stop you, will it? dave@daveross.com obama, elite 01:28 no Dave is the only pundit to discover the real news in Obama story 15 Apr 2008 01:43:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080414_BITTER.mp3 Politics FE7F0E61-E934-47E3-B7CC-7F5F19CC274A DAVE ROSS: Hey America -- It's not about Barack being elite Dave is the only pundit to discover the real news in Obama story dave@daveross.com obama, elite 01:28 no Dave reminds us that it's all fun and games until the oxygen masks drop. 11 Apr 2008 00:56:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080410_AIRLINES.mp3 Airlines B876D6E8-735C-4F5C-B34E-555C2D1C5FCC DAVE ROSS: Better late than dead Dave reminds us that it's all fun and games until the oxygen masks drop. dave@daveross.com airlines, FAA inspections 01:28 no Dave asks why everybody beats up on the poor Olympic torch -- especially when China is simply doing what all nations have done, including you-know-who. 9 Apr 2008 20:40:08 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080409_TIBET.mp3 Tibet DEB95F43-8318-48D1-8A31-A884E18D6D24 DAVE ROSS: Torch song Dave asks why everybody beats up on the poor Olympic torch -- especially when China is simply doing what all nations do, including... dave@daveross.com China, torch, Olympics 01:28 no Dave observes that even for the people closest to the operation, Iraq remains very complex and difficult to explain. 9 Apr 2008 13:00:42 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080408_PETRAEUS.mp3 Iraq 9F678388-21B1-4EFF-B980-9CAA871F9F68 DAVE ROSS: Why couldn't he just answer "YES!" Dave observes that even for the people closest to the operation, Iraq remains very complex and difficult to explain. dave@daveross.com iraq, petraeus 01:28 no Dave wonders why everyone seems so shocked that politics is competitive. 5 Apr 2008 05:26:37 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080404_HILLARY.mp3 Politics E9F359AC-C4D8-4517-8161-519262530BEE DAVE ROSS: Surrender Hillary? Dave wonders why everyone seems so shocked that politics is competitive. dave@daveross.com hillary 01:28 no No need even to listen to this -- the answer is No. 2 Apr 2008 01:18:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080401_AREYOUSMART.mp3 Oil 780711C9-0BA9-485A-A8CB-A8C026D5AA5B DAVE ROSS: Are you smarter than an oil company No need even to listen to this, the answer is No. dave@daveross.com oil, gas, energy 01:28 no Web Exclusive -- Dave reveals the real meaning of Hillary's unspectacular Bosnia trip. 2 Apr 2008 01:18:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080331_HILLARYLIE.mp3 Politics B484C825-59D8-45ED-AA81-693D228D9025 DAVE ROSS: Hillary's tall tale dumber than we thought Web Exclusive -- Dave reveals the real meaning of Hillary's unspectacular Bosnia trip. dave@daveross.com hillary, bosnia 01:28 no The TSA protects America from terrorist female body hardware 30 Mar 2008 05:38:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080329_NIPPLE.mp3 Terrorism 16D9FEAC-2BB2-4C74-B397-1D7DDDB4BDEE DAVE ROSS: When nipples attack The TSA protects America from terrorist female body hardware dave@daveross.com iraq 01:28 no Dave reminds us that some liberations are more liberating than others 30 Mar 2008 05:36:07 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080328_IRAQFIGHTING.mp3 Iraq 38A8033F-DCD6-4CD4-AC5A-FF7554A85379 DAVE ROSS: The Victory Continues Dave reminds us that some liberations are more liberating than others dave@daveross.com iraq 01:28 no Dave reveals why no one will do anything about Social Security or Medicare. 26 Mar 2008 21:55:02 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080326_SOCIALSEC.MP3 Economy 5A019441-846B-4CC7-B2C3-4E77FDF895BF DAVE ROSS: The Dog Ate My Social Security Check Dave reveals why no one will do anything about Social Security or Medicare. dave@daveross.com social security, treasury, ice sheet, global, antarctica 01:28 no Dave warns Christians about the new dangers of attending church 22 Mar 2008 00:16:40 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080321_EASTER.mp3 Easter 701A6F55-0C79-4E1D-A479-6171A0BCE34E DAVE ROSS: Beware the Controversy of Easter Dave warns Christians about the new dangers of attending church dave@daveross.com obama, barack, Christianity 01:28 no Dave discovers the other skeleton in the Obama mentor closet. 21 Mar 2008 03:07:45 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080320_LINCOLN.mp3 Politics 194B0CCA-31C1-4C82-A7DB-D8A638E7E510 DAVE ROSS: Will Barack Disavow his OTHER mentor? Dave discovers the other skeleton in the Obama mentor closet. dave@daveross.com obama, barack 01:28 no Five years into the war, we can confidently say that the radical bogeymen still plan to destroy America whenever it's convenient. 20 Mar 2008 06:22:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080319_IRAQ.mp3 Iraq 407D5E75-E1FE-4916-AF3A-7334079AA777 DAVE ROSS: The winning continues in Iraq Five years into the war, we can confidently say that the radical bogeymen still plan to destroy America whenever it's convenient. dave@daveross.com iraq, bush 01:28 no Dave and the Chorus reveal the secret to sexual continence for the all-too-well connected 13 Mar 2008 04:18:47 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080312_BLANKSSPITZER.mp3 Sex 5773F21E-7B7F-479F-8ACA-8AFC35FB96DA DAVE ROSS: Fill In The Blanks -- Tips for Safe Sex Dave and the Chorus reveal the secret to sexual continence for the all-too-well connected dave@daveross.com elliot, spitzer, sex 01:28 no Dave takes the novel approach of actually listening to what they said, as opposed to how they said it. 15 Mar 2008 02:13:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080314_WRIGHT.mp3 Politics D0073444-8585-4AB6-B661-52E79E405B71 DAVE ROSS: Screaming preachers Dave takes the novel approach of actually listening to what they said, as opposed to how they said it. dave@daveross.com ferraro, wright, obama, clinton 01:28 no And remember, the only thing of value that changed hands between Bill and Monica was some pizza. 12 Mar 2008 03:00:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080311_SPITZER.mp3 Sex CF946480-7829-44FE-9799-1EC3BB04D9C8 DAVE ROSS: The real reason we gang up on guys like Spitzer And remember, the only thing of value that changed hands between Bill and Monica was some pizza. dave@daveross.com elliot, spitzer, sex 01:28 no Dave reveals the only honest way to select a safe president 1 Mar 2008 19:14:58 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080229%20HUSSEIN.mp3 Politics 8B32E799-2715-4B6C-8653-64E5085FEE51 DAVE ROSS: The name that launched a thousand quips Dave reveals the only honest way to select a safe president dave@daveross.com barack, hussein, obama 01:28 no In response to an e-mail, Dave revolutionizes coverage of the economic downturn by dismissing the gloom-and-doomers and turning instead to motivational speakers. 28 Feb 2008 15:44:14 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080228%20ECONOMY.mp3 Economy 9BDFCC68-83A5-4B09-A00C-4DAF960703D8 DAVE ROSS: Recession? You can blame it on the mainstream media In response to an e-mail, Dave covers the economic downturn by dismissing the gloom-and-doomers and turning instead to motivational speakers. dave@daveross.com economy, bernanke, recession 01:28 no Even after 20 debates, there is never enough time to spell out what you mean before the commercial break 27 Feb 2008 14:34:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080227%20DEBATE.mp3 Politics 10B7339E-301D-40B2-AB24-89ADF78E3C55 DAVE ROSS: Dave nitpicks the last Democratic debate Even after 20 debates, there is never enough time to spell out what you mean before the commercial break dave@daveross.com hillary, obama, campaign 01:28 no Dave finds the thing that links republicans and democrats and ends with what he thinks is an incredibly clever line 26 Feb 2008 19:34:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080226%20CBSPOLL.mp3 Politics 387850DC-FDC5-4716-B8AB-4287F427EB68 DAVE ROSS: Is this finally the last and ultimate definitive decisive defining debate? Dave finds the thing that links republicans and democrats and ends with what he thinks is an incredibly clever line dave@daveross.com hillary, obama, campaign 01:28 no Dave manages to link the Oscars with politics 25 Feb 2008 19:27:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080225%20HILLARYERUPTS.mp3 Politics C6670A7D-B70D-4EB5-B137-4CD94675148B DAVE ROSS: Hillary thinks Barack is a clown but is honored to run with him Dave manages to link the Oscars with politics dave@daveross.com hillary, obama, campaign 01:28 no Exclusive: The Granma singers in a socialist samba 23 Feb 2008 03:12:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080222_STAYINCUBA.mp3 Music 643A5533-337D-4F5F-974A-43770A8C34E2 DAVE ROSS: Farewell Fidel Dave reports on the end of the Castro era and the beginning of the...uh ...Castro era. dave@daveross.com Cuba, Fidel Castro, Raul Castro 01:28 no Dave reports on the end of the Castro era and the beginning of the...uh ...Castro era. 20 Feb 2008 06:47:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080219_CASTRO.mp3 Cuba ECA9F20E-C04E-4EC3-A039-7A827E4742D8 DAVE ROSS: Farewell Fidel Dave reports on the end of the Castro era and the beginning of the...uh ...Castro era. dave@daveross.com Cuba, Fidel Castro 01:28 no Dave re-defines 50's pop music with this ballad for Barack 19 Feb 2008 06:42:18 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Obama%20STEREO%20FINAL%202.mp3 Music 6F072CF0-DDD7-423C-A521-C15C561C1B55 DAVE ROSS: Women swoon for Candidate McDreamy, and there's no stopping it Dave re-defines 50's pop music with this ballad for Barack dave@daveross.com barack obama, faint 01:28 no Dave discovers that all the world's problems have been solved. Now we can all go home. 15 Feb 2008 02:12:01 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080214_CLEMENS.mp3 Sports ABB81637-287E-4B51-9CA7-AC9AB422E7EC DAVE ROSS: Decision time for the other Mike Dave shamelessly lusts for a new twist in the White House race dave@daveross.com Mike Bloomberg, campaign 01:28 no Dave shamelessly lusts for a new twist in the White House race 16 Feb 2008 02:09:18 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080215_BLOOMBERG.mp3 Politics 6B7DE374-6A28-477C-ABDD-E3FC447E825B DAVE ROSS: Decision time for the other Mike Dave shamelessly lusts for a new twist in the White House race dave@daveross.com Mike Bloomberg, campaign 01:28 no Dave learns the secret to saving the economy 13 Feb 2008 03:13:24 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080212_RECESSION.mp3 Mind Control 2A0C9D84-78B7-4724-820C-148CB3BC7D6E DAVE ROSS: There is no recession. Say it! Say it now! Dave learns the secret to saving the economy dave@daveross.com recession, stimulus 01:28 no Dave sometimes uses this argument in speeches to computer geeks who think they can change the world 9 Feb 2008 17:29:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080208_FUTURE.mp3 Philosophy B72BBB1D-7773-4641-B6FA-6F4D586FB76D DAVE ROSS: Dave explains the meaning of the future Dave sometimes uses this argument in speeches to computer geeks who think they can change the world dave@daveross.com future, monorail 01:28 no Dave gets completely carried away trying to find some deeper political meaning in the Superbowl. 3 Feb 2008 17:27:12 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080204_SUPERBOWL.mp3 Sports DAVE ROSS: Dave searches for the definitive Superbowl metaphor Dave gets completely carried away trying to find some deeper political meaning in the Superbowl. dave@daveross.com superbowl, hillary clinton, barack obama, election, romney 01:28 no Dave pressures Congress to get busy with the refund and to cut out the politics as usual, even though he needs little stories like this for material 7 Feb 2008 17:22:43 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080207_STIMULUS_.mp3 Economy F10D4807-D7E4-41E3-ABFB-A5FCBCCDBE63 DAVE ROSS: Where's my check! Dave pressures Congress to get busy with the refund and to cut out the politics as usual, even though he needs little stories like this for material dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, barack obama, election, romney 01:28 no Dave looks at the developing splits in the electorate and blesses the remaining candidates 6 Feb 2008 17:20:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080206_WEDNESDAY.mp3 Politics 6C7C80AE-3480-45FB-AC28-200A50259F68 DAVE ROSS: Will tribalism take over? Dave looks at the developing splits in the electorate and blesses the remaining candidates dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, barack obama, election, romney 01:28 no Dave reveals how you will choose the next President 5 Feb 2008 17:17:59 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080205_SUPERTUESDAY.mp3 Politics D07F51A7-0123-4E24-B58A-7A2F2584455C DAVE ROSS: The Super Tuesday Candidate Test Dave reveals how you will choose the next President dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, barack obama, election 01:28 no Dave observes that the only thing missing from the Democratic Debate was John Lennon. 2 Feb 2008 15:10:15 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080201_DEMDEBATE.mp3 Politics 94B5972B-9C65-4722-A9EF-D0E36B6A81DE DAVE ROSS: Hillary and Barack tie the knot Dave observes that the only thing missing from the Democratic Debate was John Lennon. dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, barack obama 01:28 no The author of "A Bound Man" neatly summarizes what it would take for Barack Obama to find his voice 2 Feb 2008 15:10:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/shelby%20steele%20SUMMARIZES%20ROOT%20OF%20BARACK%20OBAMAS%20RACIAL%20DILEMMA.mp3 Race DAVE ROSS: With Author Shelby Steele The author of "A Bound Man" neatly summarizes what it would take for Barack Obama to find his true voice dave@daveross.com shelby steele, barack obama 01:28 no Dave reveals the identity of the Republican who first tipped the enemy to our plans to leave Iraq 1 Feb 2008 07:49:07 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080131_REPDEBATE.mp3 Politics B52F6029-1CB9-4F20-9C0B-B1E780714798 DAVE ROSS: John McCain learns that quotes are stubborn things Dave reveals the identity of the Republican who first tipped the enemy to our plans to leave Iraq dave@daveross.com mccain, romney, republicans, florida primary 01:28 no Dave searches for the messages that lurk far below the surface 30 Jan 2008 22:13:53 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_200800130_FLORIDA.mp3 Politics 24A4789C-B1C4-4FBC-803D-510839959689 DAVE ROSS: Florida gives McCain the juice, Rudy the pulp Dave searches for the messages that lurk far below the surface dave@daveross.com democrats, republicans, florida primary 01:28 no Dave reaches into the archives to put our progress in perspective 29 Jan 2008 23:56:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080129_SPEECHPOST.MP3 Politics 9CE4DF8C-1CAD-480D-A3E3-98199BC34462 DAVE ROSS: State of the Union FLASHBACK! (Flashback Flashback Flashback) Dave reaches into the archives to put the progress in perspective dave@daveross.com State of the Union, Bush 01:28 no Dave channels the Rolling Stones and calls America to the Malls! 26 Jan 2008 01:08:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Start_Me_Up_FINAL_STEREO.mp3 Dave Ross Music D02F3D94-E3E8-41C2-B5BA-E99A5769D1BB DAVE ROSS: The Stimulus Anthem -- play it loud Dave channels the Rolling Stones and calls America to the Malls! dave@daveross.com Stimulus, economy 01:28 no Dave sets Wall Street's sniffles to music 23 Jan 2008 00:43:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080122_STOCKS.mp3 Dave Ross Music CD08079C-D2E4-4B3E-A5C7-BFD7883D7197 DAVE ROSS: Stocks become a sad country song Dave sets Wall Street's sniffles to music dave@daveross.com Stocks, wall street 01:28 no Dave tries a new spin on this event -- portraying the President as a closet peacenik 4 Dec 2007 18:46:07 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071204_IRANINTEL.mp3 Dave Ross Iran 4BCD8623-630C-4C18-A02A-903FF9B300D4 DAVE ROSS: An alternative interpretation of how Iran came to not have nukes after all Dave tries a new spin on this event -- portraying the President as a closet peacenik dave@daveross.com Iran 01:28 no Dave nails this one -- nobody else figured out the real significance of Iran not having a nuke program 5 Dec 2007 18:44:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071205_IRANAPOLOGY.mp3 Dave Ross Iran 0062A592-03CB-43D3-BE04-010B43536731 DAVE ROSS: Look what Iran wants now! Dave nails this one -- nobody else figured out the real significance of Iran not having a nuke program dave@daveross.com Iran 01:28 no Dave points out that even for free marketeers, the free market has its limits 7 Dec 2007 18:36:04 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071207_MORTGAGE.mp3 Dave Ross Mortgages Sub-prime DAVE ROSS: Mortgage meltdown melts ideology Dave points out that even for free marketeers, the free market has its limits dave@daveross.com sub-prime 01:28 no Dave explains the latest non-torture explanations 10 Dec 2007 18:29:41 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071210_TORTURETAPE.mp3 Dave Ross Torture B99D224B-FA03-463E-8901-033FDD365918 DAVE ROSS: Yeah, we tortured terrorists, but do we have to torture logic too? Dave explains the latest non-torture explanations dave@daveross.com Torture 01:28 no DAVE ROSS: Rain prayers in Georgia 14 Nov 2007 18:27:37 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071114_RAINPRAYER.mp3 Dave Ross Prayer 3729B893-7B6A-4EE8-8BCC-913FD8A7581D DAVE ROSS: Rain prayers in Georgia DAVE ROSS: Rain prayers in Georgia dave@daveross.com prayer, rain. georgia 01:28 no Dave seeks reassurance from the people who protect us. 23 Nov 2007 04:15:22 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071115_PLANESAFETY.mp3 Dave Ross Thanksgiving 59F7972A-D0CD-43EA-9AC2-43250C6360F9 DAVE ROSS: We're flying home for Thanksgiving -- time to scare the hell out of us! Dave seeks reassurance from the people who protect us. dave@daveross.com security, planes, terrorism, TSA 01:28 no English majors need to make a living too 7 Nov 2007 13:03:08 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071106_WRITERS.mp3 Dave Ross Writers Strike E39C7F9E-FEFC-4BA0-A59E-CE4AF7A09623 DAVE ROSS: Writers on strike English majors need to make a living too dave@daveross.com writers strike, hollywood 01:28 no Dave notices that our ally, Pervez Musharraf, can't quite abide free speech 7 Nov 2007 00:03:57 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071105_PAKISTAN.mp3 Dave Ross Pakistan 0A28C571-A2A0-4861-BBFC-2EB284375FBF DAVE ROSS: Pakistan spreads non-democracy Dave notices that our ally, Pervez Musharraf, can't quite abide free speech dave@daveross.com musharraf, pakistand 01:28 no Dave finds that the anti-Iran planning has a familiar ring ring ring 27 Oct 2007 00:36:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071026_IRANWAR.mp3 Dave Ross Iran 3B86289F-BC57-42E8-9D67-346719687816 DAVE ROSS: Is there an echo in here? Dave finds that the anti-Iran planning has a familiar ring ring ring dave@daveross.com iran, bush, rice, war 01:28 no Hillary Clinton's debate debacle reveals more than just imperfection 2 Nov 2007 00:32:12 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071101_HILLARYFALLS.mp3 Dave Ross Hillary Clinton 5E42103C-30A6-4DF8-B04B-4931871336A8 DAVE ROSS: Hillary screws up, earth falls out of orbit Hillary Clinton's debate debacle reveals more than just imperfection dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, debate 01:28 no Dave struggles to accept assurances that competent people are sitting across from Iran at the chess board 26 Oct 2007 23:15:27 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071026_IRANWAR.mp3 Dave Ross Iraq DDF7B3B6-0C78-498A-A928-15CB5642708D DAVE ROSS: Is this something new, or Iraq deja vu? Dave struggles to accept assurances that competent people are sitting across from Iran at the chess board dave@daveross.com iran, rice, lieberman, bush, war 01:28 no If you want to feel the heat, you have to be in the kitchen 26 Oct 2007 23:11:22 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071025_FIREYOUTUBE.mp3 Dave Ross Fires 87DD6BD1-A51F-4A56-AFB6-DDF143E3FD5E DAVE ROSS: The fires according to You Tube If you want to feel the heat, you have to be in the kitchen dave@daveross.com california, fire, youtube 01:28 no The audacity of Dick Cheney's shared genes 17 Oct 2007 23:59:00 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071017_OBAMACHENEY.mp3 Dave Ross Barack Obama 3907BEDC-424B-4901-B054-3BD21FA1222B DAVE ROSS: Barack Obama turns out to be not only white, but French The audacity of Dick Cheney's shared genes dave@daveross.com Barack, Obama, Cheney 01:28 no I guess this makes him one of those "phony soldiers" 17 Oct 2007 23:55:33 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071015_SANCHEZ.mp3 Dave Ross Iraq 2B7205EE-C0B2-4F70-BE0F-00ACB3E8D230 DAVE ROSS: General Ricardo Sanchez reveals why you should never believe a General I guess this makes him one of those "phony soldiers" dave@daveross.com Ricardo, Sanchez, Iraq 01:28 no Dave uses French Horns to determine who's ready to be president. 11 Oct 2007 13:09:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071010_REPDEBATE.mp3 Politics AD39153A-C4AF-4ABD-9058-72FC39F699C7 DAVE ROSS: Which Candidate is Horn-worthy Dave uses French Horns to determine who's ready to be president. dave@daveross.com giuliani, romney, president, debate, republican 01:28 no Dave recommends that if your wife doesn't show up after the night shift, you tell the cops she's got a dirty bomb or at the very least smuggles pot 29 Sep 2007 00:15:53 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070928_TANYARIDER.mp3 Accidents D063C6D7-43B2-405F-BFAE-58A29CB1F1A4 DAVE ROSS: Too bad Tanya Rider wasn't a terrorist Dave recommends that if your wife doesn't show up after the night shift, you tell the cops she's got a dirty bomb or at the very least smuggles pot dave@daveross.com Tanya Rider 01:28 no Dave reveals the very real rhetorical consequences of persisting in Iraq 28 Sep 2007 06:44:48 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070927_BYRD.mp3 Congress 87CAC4E7-7E8A-4CD7-BB99-07B70CAE2070 DAVE ROSS: Robert Byrd -- Secret Weapon Dave reveals the very real rhetorical consequences of persisting in Iraq dave@daveross.com iraq, byrd 01:28 no Dave analyzes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's UN speech and Iranian reaction and tries to find the hidden meaning 27 Sep 2007 06:41:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070926_IRANCOMPLAINS.mp3 Iran 2B46A733-F615-4067-9F02-C1E17C371E7C DAVE ROSS: Mahmoud bites back Dave analyzes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's UN speech and Iranian reaction and tries to find the hidden meaning dave@daveross.com Ahmadinejad, gay, un 01:28 no Dave finds an eerie parallel between the thinking of a certain Iranian leader and a familiar American policy 26 Sep 2007 06:39:42 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070927_BYRD.mp3 Sexuality 957E8794-A8A6-4E31-A145-4FAAA9EF63FF DAVE ROSS: Gay people? What gay people! Dave finds an eerie parallel between the thinking of a certain Iranian leader and a familiar American policy dave@daveross.com Ahmadinejad, gay 01:28 no Dave explains to white people that the way you can tell that an issue is about race is when someone stands up in front of a microphone and says "it's not about race" 21 Sep 2007 06:26:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070920_JENA.mp3 Race C223756D-6C12-4AA6-83BC-E1810B7140DD DAVE ROSS: So it's not about race, eh? Dave explains to white people that the way you can tell an issue is about race is when someone stands up in front of a microphone and says "it's not about race" dave@daveross.com jena, race, sharpton 01:28 no Dave reveals the real meaning of the debate over the MoveOn ad 14 Sep 2007 01:43:24 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070913_BETRAYUS.mp3 Iraq D6F8E38D-2FC2-4C95-B5F4-FF0EC67791F9 DAVE ROSS: General "Betrayus" -- the pun heard 'round the world Dave reveals the real meaning of the debate over the MoveOn ad dave@daveross.com bush, surge, Iraq, petraeus 01:28 no Dave wonders why Democrats cannot understand the simple numerical concept of addition followed by subtraction. 15 Sep 2007 01:37:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070914_BUSHSPEECH.mp3 Politics A02EC2AF-AFA8-4540-A8FF-7FEBAC6AB4B7 DAVE ROSS: The higher math of President Bush's speech Dave wonders why Democrats cannot understand the simple numerical concept of addition followed by subtraction. dave@daveross.com bush, surge, Iraq 01:28 no Dave warns against wallowing in the tragedy of September 11th 12 Sep 2007 07:22:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070911_SEPTEMBER11.mp3 Terrorism 128D2E3A-D0EB-4A60-93FF-2BEF4A2D2D23 DAVE ROSS: We must not let our enemies define who we are Dave warns against wallowing in the tragedy of September 11th dave@daveross.com osama, iraq, al qaeda, surge, September 11, 9/11 01:28 no Dave maintains strict objectivity as he lists what cannot be debated 11 Sep 2007 07:21:04 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070910_SURGEREPORT.mp3 Iraq 6D955B19-37FE-45C8-8F37-5E8380AFF371 DAVE ROSS: Ten things we know about the surge Dave maintains strict objectivity as he lists what cannot be debated dave@daveross.com osama, iraq, al qaeda, surge 01:28 no Dave invites listeners to fill in the blanks on a story we've all heard before 8 Sep 2007 03:18:44 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070907_OSAMABLANKS.mp3 Terrorism FE4EBBC0-9278-44D2-AE84-979491809C86 DAVE ROSS: Osama speaks, world yawns Dave invites listeners to fill in the blanks on a story we've all heard before dave@daveross.com osama, iraq, al qaeda 01:28 no If Larry Craig hangs onto his job, gay soldiers are home free. Which is probably why he's toast 6 Sep 2007 05:33:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070905_CRAIGBACK.mp3 Sexuality 28142F10-E96C-4B84-BC9E-8555F647D184 DAVE ROSS: Senator Craig only wants what every gay soldier wants If Larry Craig hangs onto his job, gay soldiers are home free. Which is probably why he's toast dave@daveross.com larry craig, gay 01:28 no Don't tell anyone, but the real war is being won. 7 Sep 2007 05:31:09 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070906_TERRORPLOT.mp3 Iraq 80788597-E2BA-47D6-849B-AC66DD80C2E0 DAVE ROSS: Finally -- Victory! Don't tell anyone, but the real war is being won. dave@daveross.com iraq, germany, al qaeda, terrorists 01:28 no Dave interviews former UN Ambassador John Bolton, and finds himself awash in deja vu 2 Sep 2007 05:19:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070901_BOLTON.mp3 Iran AE2B4409-B9FC-4517-8004-C14AADDA8FFC DAVE ROSS: Hey Iran -- Get Ready to Rumble! Dave interviews former UN Ambassador John Bolton, and finds himself awash in deja vu dave@daveross.com John Bolton, Iran 01:28 no Dave reveals how to re-kindle the magic in a restroom romance 7 Sep 2007 05:33:40 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070831_CRAIG2.mp3 Sexuality C06352DE-378B-4C24-9699-6454763D99B4 DAVE ROSS: Senator Craig Unplugged Dave reveals how to re-kindle the sparks of your restroom romance dave@daveross.com larry craig, tape, gay 01:28 no Dave updates the Tony Orlando classic as a heads up to men's room users who thought all that toe-tapping was merely impatience 30 Aug 2007 00:18:38 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070829_TAP_THREE_TIMES_STEREO.mp3 Music 927DD9F2-B033-4B1A-956A-39D56699A44B DAVE ROSS: Tap Three Times Dave updates the Tony Orlando classic as a heads up to men's room users who thought all that toe-tapping was merely was merely impatience dave@daveross.com larry craig 01:28 no Baggy Pants -- it's one more reason the terrorists want to kill us 26 Aug 2007 06:28:47 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070825_BAGGYPANTS.mp3 Culture 5E63C329-4635-4CD1-8A6B-77CE94F92038 DAVE ROSS: What's the matter with kids? Their falling-down pants Baggy Pants -- it's one more reason the terrorists want to kill us dave@daveross.com baggy pants, morality 01:28 no Dave examines reaction to the departure of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales 28 Aug 2007 06:32:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070827_GONZALESOUT.mp3 Politics F9A57800-D6F8-4A66-A249-837853674CEE DAVE ROSS: Gonzo bids farewell Dave examines reaction to the departure of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales dave@daveross.com Alberto Gonzales 01:28 no Somebody needs to write one, so it might as well be me 25 Aug 2007 06:24:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070823_IRAQSCENARIO.mp3 Iraq A1B760D4-DD70-4939-B8C8-796AA7EECE6A DAVE ROSS: A happy ending in Iraq Somebody needs to write one, so it might as well be me dave@daveross.com iraq, bush 01:28 no Dave reveals what's next in community drug-testing 24 Aug 2007 06:23:09 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070822_DRUGTEST.mp3 Drugs A7106FC7-DB00-4068-9430-30263D911212 DAVE ROSS: With each flush, a free drug test Dave reveals what's next in community drug-testing dave@daveross.com drug test 01:28 no Everything's fine now; the myth that the NFL is riddled with super-macho dog hating brutes is erased 23 Aug 2007 06:16:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070821_VICK.mp3 Sports FC1A7575-1F53-4FA5-86C1-266526B0D6A0 DAVE ROSS: Michael Vick pleads guilty Everything's fine now; the myth that the NFL is riddled with super-macho dog-hating brutes is erased dave@daveross.com michael vick, dog fighting, NFL 01:28 no Dave is ready to give women what they tell their therapists they want 22 Aug 2007 06:14:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070820_WIFEWIFE.mp3 Culture 3A1654C1-1E93-4CAD-8952-9CA6F0CB1C94 DAVE ROSS: Working women want wives Dave is ready to give women what they tell their therapists they want dave@daveross.com working women, men 01:28 no Dave examines the issue of rising food prices, and determines what the level of general panic should be 17 Aug 2007 04:49:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070816_FOODPRICES.mp3 Economy 6C5E7B78-C6AE-46A1-9FFE-5A77A7B00D55 DAVE ROSS: Gather the children and lock the doors, food prices are up! Dave examines the issue of rising food prices, and determines what the level of general panic should be dave@daveross.com food prices, inflation 01:28 no It turns out Cheney got it right -- and long before anyone else 16 Aug 2007 00:00:24 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070815_CHENEY1994.mp3 Politics FF43D841-BB55-4252-B334-1B61069C7EDF DAVE ROSS: Dick Cheney -- modern-day Nostradamus It turns out Cheney got it right -- and long before anyone else dave@daveross.com cheney, iraq 01:28 no Dave wonders what would happen if it was sleeper cells undermining the bridges? 3 Aug 2007 20:46:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070803_BRIDGECOST.mp3 Accidents CD946917-D9B1-4BFC-9A52-F093EB42A4CF DAVE ROSS: Bridges ain't the only thing that's structurally deficient Dave wonders what would happen if it was sleeper cells undermining the bridges? dave@daveross.com bridge collapse, minnesota, I35W 01:28 no In the YouTube spirit, Dave uses YouTube to turn his commentary over to Regular Americans 25 Jul 2007 02:51:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_70070724_DEBATE.mp3 Politics 7A0C03FF-3D9E-4611-A0CF-CC1528EF2D5F DAVE ROSS: The YouTube debate finally empowers Regular Americans In the YouTube spirit, Dave uses YouTube to turn his commentary over to Regular Americans dave@daveross.com YouTube, debate, politics 01:28 no Dave tackles the issue of censuring the President, which would involve sending him a nasty letter. 25 Jul 2007 02:42:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070723_CENSURE.MP3 Politics B24715E8-D5A4-4EF9-8348-3EBDEE913FAE DAVE ROSS: Censure the President? Dave tackles the issue of censuring the President, which would involve sending him a nasty letter. dave@daveross.com bush, censure, feingold 01:28 no Dave tackles the (t)horny issue of sexuality on CSPAN 21 Jul 2007 00:28:12 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070721_CLEAVAGE.MP3 Politics D64358D6-FA8F-47D6-A470-C9D96C861ECB DAVE ROSS: Flash! The media warns us that July is HOT Listen to this before it's too late! dave@daveross.com heat wave. global warming 01:28 no Listen to this before it's too late! 19 Jul 2007 01:46:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070710_HEATWAVE.mp3 Fear 498E2723-BDC1-4E19-BC05-2408FE48DB95 DAVE ROSS: Flash! The media warns us that July is HOT Listen to this before it's too late! dave@daveross.com heat wave. global warming 01:28 no Dave explains the case of Richard Carmona using the world's most famous patter song. 12 Jul 2007 17:39:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Surgeon%20General%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 0E9DE1AD-4B67-49D5-82A8-7F75DEA1A26B DAVE ROSS: A former Surgeon General bites back Dave explains the case of Richard Carmona using the world's most famous patter song. dave@daveross.com richard carmona, surgeon general, bush 01:28 no Dave opposes impaired driving, but is proud as can be that Al Gore III's Prius can do 100 6 Jul 2007 07:58:00 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070705_GOREPRIUS.mp3 22028F87-2209-4AFA-95C9-F24B109BBEC8 DAVE ROSS: If you leave a big lead footprint, at least leave a small carbon footprint Dave opposes impaired driving, but is proud as can be that Al Gore III's Prius can do 100 dave@daveross.com al gore, prius 01:28 no Dave observes what happens when the Kool Aid wears off. 27 Jun 2007 23:20:29 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070627_LUGAR.mp3 27E6064C-AD5A-4843-B0CF-C71314EB03E1 DAVE ROSS: Senator Lugar starts talking like a crazy man Dave observes what happens when the Kool Aid wears off. dave@daveross.com richard lugar, iraq, iran 01:28 no Dave can't believe that a conservative Suoreme Court would rule against the Lord just because he might enjoy an occasional toke. 26 Jun 2007 23:11:39 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070626_BONGHITS.mp3 51977DFE-8721-46F1-8E21-559694A1A63D DAVE ROSS: Bong Hits 4 The First Amendment! Dave can't believe that a conservative Suoreme Court would rule against the Lord just because he might enjoy an occasional toke. dave@daveross.com bong, jesus, supreme court 01:28 no Dave discovers that even the Schools of Martyrdom have their personnel issues 21 Jun 2007 23:00:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070621_AFGHANSURGE.mp3 7EE112DF-86DC-4EF5-9F3B-31D019F5E945 DAVE ROSS: Careers in Afghanistan! No skill required! Dave discovers that even the Schools of Martyrdom have their personnel issues dave@daveross.com Afghanistan, al Qaeda 01:28 no Dave gets all righteous about the delays in getting upstanding Americans the passports they deserve 18 Jun 2007 22:56:14 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070618_PASSPORT.mp3 93B944C4-D43D-4508-AF4C-D5C1A0BC5BE3 DAVE ROSS: Dude where's my passport? Dave gets all righteous about the delays in getting upstanding Americans the passports they deserve dave@daveross.com Bush, Albania 01:28 no Dave marvels at how a nation we haven't even TRIED to occupy could love us so much. 11 Jun 2007 22:53:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070611_ALBANIA.mp3 22364F2A-50A3-459B-9A91-1108A895007E DAVE ROSS: Albania shows the love Dave marvels at how a nation we haven't even TRIED to occupy could love us so much. dave@daveross.com Bush, Albania 01:28 no Dave once again preaches his hopelessly naive view of the nation's immigration crisis. He can't help it -- he was raised on the New Testament. 12 Jun 2007 22:45:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070612_AMNESTY.mp3 96E273CD-5804-41AD-9BF8-0E19B867E206 DAVE ROSS: Who REALLY needs amnesty? Dave once again preaches his hopelessly naive view of the nation's immigration crisis. He can't help it -- he was raised on the New Testament. dave@daveross.com immigration, amnesty 01:28 no Dave dissects random vibration syndrome 15 Jun 2007 22:44:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070615_CELLVIBES.mp3 E409926E-9B16-49E3-8D37-9A6F9A7CCF15 DAVE ROSS: Attention -- your thigh is calling! Dave dissects random vibration syndrome dave@daveross.com cell phones 01:28 no Dave reflects on the strangely intimate phenomenon of Dry Cleaning 14 Jun 2007 00:13:53 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070613_LOSTPANTS.mp3 6989E638-4F27-4853-AC7E-DEEC8BA3B8CD DAVE ROSS: The man with no pants Dave reflects on the strangely intimate phenomenon of Dry Cleaning dave@daveross.com pants, lawsuit, Roy Parsons 01:28 no When current events get too heavy, it's nice to know we'll always have Paris 9 Jun 2007 22:33:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070607_PARISHILTON.mp3 9249B45B-6A96-4ACE-9E7D-C6A3AD69095A DAVE ROSS: Paris Hilton sprung When current events get too heavy, it's nice to know we'll always have Paris dave@daveross.com paris hilton 01:28 no Dave sings a gentle plea to the man with TB 4 Jun 2007 06:40:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Dont%20Fly%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 D9335158-537B-482F-AB70-CA4473BFF73E DAVE ROSS: A hymn to the TB man Dave sings a gentle plea to the man with TB dave@daveross.com Andrew Speaker, tuberculosis 01:05 no Dave reports on the arrest of the kind of person we'd unhesitatingly send off to Guantanamo if it hadn't already been filled with people who are supposedly dangerous even though they never sent a single unsolicited Viagra ad 4 Jun 2007 06:40:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070531_SPAMKING.mp3 EFB9C313-BE73-4EE2-B2C8-6786F1C567CB DAVE ROSS: Spam King is un-crowned, the Spam lives on Dave reports on the arrest of the kind of person we'd unhesitatingly send off to Guantanamo if it hadn't already been filled with people who are supposedly dangerous even though they never sent a single unsolicited Viagra ad dave@daveross.com spam, spam king 01:27 no To the other charges against the attorney general you can now add a lousy bedside manner 18 May 2007 07:26:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070517_COMEY.mp3 4A0D6121-807F-4A05-9935-8C142C49C0E7 DAVE ROSS: James Comey reveals George Bush's Richard Nixon Moment To the other charges against the attorney general you can now add a lousy bedside manner dave@daveross.com Comey, Gonzales, Schumer, attorney general 01:27 no Dave explains, in one of his most subtle pieces, the Republicans' fixation with John Edwards hair 18 May 2007 07:24:18 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070516_HAIRCUTS.mp3 D1650E93-F00E-48A1-BE16-AF9109529D81 DAVE ROSS: Republicans have a bad hair moment Dave explains, in one of his most subtle pieces, the Republicans' fixation with John Edwards hair dave@daveross.com GOP, John Edwards, hair, huckabee 01:27 no Dave reveals the secret to salvation from $4 gas 16 May 2007 02:40:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070515_FREEWALK.mp3 2694EC38-7091-4BEA-BDCD-7013B576BB2C DAVE ROSS: Save gas and go to heaven Dave reveals the secret to salvation from $4 gas dave@daveross.com gas, gasoline, mileage 01:27 no Dave talks with journalist/advocate Raed Jarrar who says that maybe it IS about the oil after all. Which may put our policy on a collision course with the fledgling democracy we're trying to protect 12 May 2007 07:22:47 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070511_RAEDJARRAR.mp3 FE404C6C-DCA5-4D5B-A667-EB1495DC4B4A DAVE ROSS: Does leaving really mean losing? Dave uses the leaks about those contentious White House meetings with congressional Republicans to propose a devilishly clever exit scenario. dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, oil, timetable, Raed Jarrar 01:22 no Since no one else will, Dave spends 87 seconds stating the obvious. 12 May 2007 07:27:08 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070510_OXYCONTIN.mp3 8786D725-7272-474D-9F5E-F49EDC40FCD3 DAVE ROSS: Does leaving really mean losing? Since no one else will, Dave spends 90 seconds stating the obvious. dave@daveross.com oxycontin 01:22 no Dave uses the leaks about those contentious White House meetings with congressional Republicans to propose a devilishly clever exit scenario. 12 May 2007 07:19:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070510_IRAQGOP.mp3 0AD13DA5-6085-45DF-99F6-C934B20D4E88 DAVE ROSS: Does leaving really mean losing? Dave uses the leaks about those contentious White House meetings with congressional Republicans to propose a devilishly clever exit scenario. dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, republicans 01:27 no In a carefully-worded piece designed to defuse any gundamentalists who might consider him a gun-hater, Dave timidly asks whether maybe a few gun laws might be at least a little bit OK? 12 May 2007 07:12:26 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070509_FORTDIX.mp3 B64636C5-4F8A-4A1C-9721-78ED414F0DB8 DAVE ROSS: The New Jersey sleeper cell awakes In a carefully-worded piece designed to defuse any gundamentalists who might consider him a gun-hater, Dave timidly asks whether maybe a few gun laws might be at least a little bit OK? dave@daveross.com Fort Dix, guns, terrorism 01:27 no Hear Dave pronounce the names of French politicians with a French accent. 12 May 2007 07:08:39 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070507_SARKOZY.mp3 3A9638E7-1E6D-4AFC-8F49-266C79EF4C26 DAVE ROSS: The French may love women, but not angry ones Hear Dave pronounce the names of French politicians with a French accent. dave@daveross.com Sarkozy, France, Royale 01:27 no Dave talks to a man who is sick of illegal immigration, but hires illegal immigrants. 6 May 2007 06:53:41 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070505__IMMIGRANTS.mp3 9E5ED644-0D8F-46E7-8876-C64A1B19BDBB DAVE ROSS: Immigrants coming north isn't the problem Dave talks to a man who is sick of illegal immigration, but hires illegal immigrants. dave@daveross.com immigrants, illegal, undocumented, latino 01:27 no Dave proposes a sure fire way to find out what the troops REALLY want 3 May 2007 01:10:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070502_IRAQVETO.mp3 517CD0C1-3106-423D-9C0E-D2168E7893B8 DAVE ROSS: Doing it for the troops? Prove it! Dave proposes a sure fire way to find out what the troops REALLY want dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, reid, withdrawal 01:27 no A dead mastermind takes our attention off the anniversary of the Mission Accomplished anniversary 2 May 2007 05:41:23 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070501_BUSHMAY1.mp3 5653C52C-B2A4-45CC-8D20-D9506E62C7FA DAVE ROSS: Scratch another mastermind A dead mastermind takes our attention off the anniversary of the Mission Accomplished anniversary dave@daveross.com