Feed Editor 2 Jan 2007 23:50:13 GMT CBS Commentator Dave Ross's Unpredictable Observations on Politics and Life http://daveross.com David Ross 2007 dave@daveross.com en-us Spreading Drive-By Wisdom To The Masses CBS'S Dave Ross Explains Everything As Clearly As Possible Dave Ross Dave Ross, KIRO, Seattle, Politics, Commentary, Humor no Dave Ross dave@daveross.com http://daveross.com/DaveRossCBS.jpg http://daveross.com <FONT face="Copperplate Gothic Bold" color=#ff0000 size=5>CBS's Dave Ross Explains Everything Clearly</FONT> OK, so it's obvious. A listener made me do it. 21 Apr 2012 06:28:08 GMT http://daveross.com/otherfeatures/Secret%20Service%20Man%20STEREO.mp3 Dave Ross Secret Service 0D47164C-E1A8-4FE5-B1DB-F29DE99239F0 DAVE ROSS: Secret Service Man OK, so it's obvious. A listener made me do it. dave@daveross.com Secret Service, Cartagena 01:28 no Dave suggests a song that Herman Cain simply must add to his repertoire 30 Nov 2011 00:42:14 GMT http://daveross.com/songs/TO%20ALL%20THE%20WOMEN2.mp3 Politics D0681085-7D01-43AA-9582-B117ABB811A3 DAVE ROSS: A Song for Herman Dave suggests a song that Herman Cain simply must add to his repertoire dave@daveross.com Herman Cain, Ginger White, politics 01:28 no Hey -- it's better than dishonest graft! 15 Nov 2011 07:50:20 GMT http://daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020111114%20HONESTGRAFT.mp3 Politics 2B8FF697-843F-4338-8830-702956B4C955 DAVE ROSS: 60 Minutes and Honest Graft Hey -- it's better than dishonest graft! dave@daveross.com politics, congress, graft 01:28 no Coach worship replaces real fathers 12 Nov 2011 07:53:29 GMT http://daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020111111%20PATERNO2.mp3 Penn State E20A23D9-ADB6-40B0-9989-57C4760009ED DAVE ROSS: Penn State goes for the Glory Coach worship replaces real fathers dave@daveross.com football, paterno, sandusky, Penn State 01:28 no Another institution tests the limits of too-big-to-fail 11 Nov 2011 07:55:31 GMT http://daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020111110%20PATERNO.mp3 Penn State 2FBF8441-2AF1-4BC2-A271-51FCBE42CF8B DAVE ROSS: Worshipping the inflated calf Another institution tests the limits of too-big-to-fail dave@daveross.com football, paterno, sandusky, Penn State 01:28 no Dave is ready for the economic boom. But ... where is everybody? 2 Aug 2011 21:41:43 GMT http://daveross.com/httpdocs/otherfeatures/osg1%2020110801%20DEBT.mp3 Economy F3071F72-03CE-410D-B8A2-23EC5341FB28 DAVE ROSS: Debt Deal Unleashes Job Creators! Hello? Dave is ready for the economic boom. But ... where is everybody? dave@daveross.com free market, obama, economy, debt, deficit 01:28 no Happy Days will be here again, maybe even in our lifetimes! 3 Jun 2011 04:29:36 GMT http://daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110602%20FREEMARKET.mp3 Economy 217125CC-AAFC-4185-A2E1-FABD84B160C3 DAVE ROSS: Free market to the rescue! Happy Days will be here again, maybe even in our lifetimes! dave@daveross.com free market, obama, economy 01:28 no Dave explains why Americans hate vacation. 31 May 2011 04:27:07 GMT http://daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110530%20VACATION.mp3 Vacation BA461030-0646-4042-9D0A-CEA2618F982F DAVE ROSS: No vacation for you! Dave explains why Americans hate vacation. dave@daveross.com Memorial Day, vacation 01:28 no No looting, no price gouging. Why? 15 Mar 2011 07:12:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110314%20JAPAN%20BEHAVIOR.mp3 Japan E148810F-BB7B-4289-A01E-6AD746EAA904 DAVE ROSS: Something missing in Japan.. No looting, no price gouging. Why? dave@daveross.com Japan, Earthquake 01:28 no Dave reminds us that we are cyberslaves. 5 Mar 2011 07:21:46 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110304%20UNPLUG.mp3 Computers 6653B4EA-E7D5-4B92-B3A4-A00C09626FBE DAVE ROSS: Can you unplug from the Matrix? No! Dave reminds us that we are cyberslaves. dave@daveross.com Computers, Sheen 01:28 no Dave wonders if it's scarier NOT to pay 4 Mar 2011 07:17:43 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110303%20COSTOFKIDS.mp3 Children B69D4B29-05E0-46FA-AF2A-006FA638531D DAVE ROSS: The costs of middle class reproduction Dave wonders if it's scarier NOT to pay. dave@daveross.com Children, sex 01:28 no IBM wants to change the subject, but Dave doesn't fall for it. 16 Feb 2011 03:00:53 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110215%20WATSON.mp3 Computers 8759A0FC-959F-4E8A-AAA9-6BBBC91F8BD1 DAVE ROSS: Watson in deep Jeopardy IBM wants to change the subject, but Dave doesn't fall for it. dave@daveross.com Watson, Jeopardy, IBM 01:28 no Dave reminds the little monsters that Lady Gaga's freedom isn't free 15 Feb 2011 02:57:24 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110214%20LADYGAGA.mp3 Music CF72DACD-CA64-4D19-9BB1-C702021BA9A9 DAVE ROSS: Dave gets the Gaga vibe Dave reminds the little monsters that Lady Gaga's freedom isn't free dave@daveross.com Lady Gaga, grammys 01:28 no Dave explains why no middle eastern regime need fear democracy 11 Feb 2011 00:44:08 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110210%20MUBARAK.mp3 Egypt 6DC6A91B-FE36-4C36-B907-312DF912EFAC DAVE ROSS: Dear Hosni -- May I Give You A Hug? Dave explains why no middle eastern regime need fear democracy dave@daveross.com Egypt, Mubarak 01:28 no Dave looks at a clear case of Buyer Beware 10 Feb 2011 02:29:27 GMT http://daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110209%20BUTTOCKS.mp3 Health Care 25F36031-5952-4B27-B618-BF1AB3DA1416 DAVE ROSS: Relax, It's Just Free Market Health Care Dave looks at a clear case of Buyer Beware dave@daveross.com Buttocks, Health Care, silicone 01:28 no Dave explains the theatrical drama of the State of the Union address 26 Jan 2011 00:06:44 GMT http://daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020110125%20STATEOFUNION.mp3 Politics 87B2C011-4A46-42A0-AAD6-CBD308D41000 DAVE ROSS: Can a new congressional seating chart save America? Dave explains the theatrical drama of the State of the Union address dave@daveross.com Obama, Oscars, State of the Union 01:28 no Dave points out that yes, she has been called by God to use politics to promote His holy rule. But since she's not Muslim, it's OK 17 Sep 2010 04:47:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100916_CHRISTINEODONNELL.mp3 Politics 22CBBD32-B691-43A4-A3D2-764E268E6679 DAVE ROSS: Christine O'Donnell is no mystery Dave points out that yes, she has been called by God to use politics to promote His holy rule. But since she's not Muslim, it's OK dave@daveross.com O'Donnell, tea party 01:28 no Dave discovers the real significance of the Ines Sainz locker room incident 16 Sep 2010 04:26:12 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100915_INES.mp3 Sex CD5FA020-7360-4195-A2EC-1F040775095F DAVE ROSS: Americans! Cover Your Women! Dave discovers the real significance of the Ines Sainz locker room incident dave@daveross.com sex, football, ines 01:28 no Dave leads the way in not covering the top story 11 Sep 2010 04:50:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100910_KORAN4.mp3 Religion 1ED935AF-D673-451C-B761-9AF80608016E DAVE ROSS: The media should stop covering You- Know-What Dave leads the way in not covering the top story dave@daveross.com koran, quran, burn 01:28 no Say -- if I threaten to burn a pile of Bibles, can I get Terry Jones to change his location? 10 Sep 2010 05:02:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100909_KORAN3.mp3 Religion 36D97940-FCFD-43A5-AE28-F440D206A18D DAVE ROSS: Everything helps al Qaeda Say -- if I threaten to burn a pile of Bibles, can I get Terry Jones to change his location? dave@daveross.com koran, quran, burn 01:28 no How can Christians demonstrate that extremist book-burning pastors don't represent mainstream Christianity? Buy Qur'ans and deliberately NOT burn them. 8 Sep 2010 21:40:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100908_KORAN2.mp3 Religion 352A744C-E2D6-46CC-9600-96F09AD6A1FD DAVE ROSS: Buy the Qur'an How can Christians demonstrate that extremist book-burning Christian pastors don't represent mainstream Christianity? Buy Qur'ans and deliberately NOT burn them. dave@daveross.com koran, quran, burn 01:28 no True, they charge you to check your bags, to carry your bags, to bring your legs with you, and for a bag of crackers that will barely sustain life. HOWEVER -- when they strip you of your belt and shoes, scan you, force you to turn off your cell phone and leave you on the tarmac for two hours -- that part is FREE! 3 Sep 2010 22:22:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100903_GIANTTHIGHS.mp3 Flying 6ECC193C-A552-41B8-A62F-E4EEA20E353A DAVE ROSS: What's not to like about flying? True, they charge you to check your bags, to carry your bags, to bring your legs with you, and for a bag of crackers that will barely sustain life. HOWEVER -- when they strip you of your belt and shoes, scan you, force you to turn off your cell phone and leave you on the tarmac for two hours -- that part is FREE dave@daveross.com air travel, security checks 01:28 no Dave distills the lesson from the Iraq War. 2 Sep 2010 23:42:14 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100901_IRAQWARENDS.mp3 Iraq 864BDA23-DA6A-4475-9E05-D72D6F2DB326 DAVE ROSS: Turn the page, but please leave a bookmark Dave distills the lesson from the Iraq War. dave@daveross.com obama, iraq 01:28 no Now that the President is taking responsibility, we at BP have arranged for our CEO to stand on the shore near some seagulls and accept his apology. 9 Jun 2010 22:47:01 GMT http://www.daveross.com/audio/BP%20Parody%20FINAL.mp3 Oil 3267D9D7-B7CD-483A-BFE0-84879530517B DAVE ROSS: BP CEO Tony Hayward Has A Special Announcement Now that the President is taking responsibility, we at BP have arranged for our CEO to stand on the shore near some seagulls and accept his apology. dave@daveross.com obama, hayward, BP. oil 01:28 no Dave channels the anger 10 Jun 2010 22:40:47 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100610_ANGER.mp3 Ass Kicking BD434A6A-F3A5-4A14-A558-CE1B54130190 DAVE ROSS: The President carries a can of Whup Ass. Don't make him open it. Dave channels the anger dave@daveross.com Obama, ass, race 01:28 no Dave explains why we love Floyd Landis 25 May 2010 21:28:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100522_TESTOSTERONE.mp3 Sports E068FC93-799C-4C7E-8BD6-733A9CCE8277 DAVE ROSS: Testosterone Dave explains why we love Floyd Landis dave@daveross.com landis, testosterone 01:28 no Dave explains the debate over Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan 10 May 2010 12:57:04 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100510_ELENAKAGAN.mp3 Politics 9F8961AF-1E4E-4991-A85E-B81D60928DBB DAVE ROSS: Oh boy - another nominee to fight about Dave explains the debate over Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan dave@daveross.com supreme court, kagan 01:28 no Dave solves the Cinco de Mayo uproar 8 May 2010 12:59:29 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100508_CINCODEMAYO.mp3 Race 5C492010-7807-461C-8BF3-31FC71F82FE3 DAVE ROSS: Who should we offend on Cinco de Mayo? Dave solves the Cinco de Mayo uproar dave@daveross.com cinco de mayo 01:28 no Another Wall Street surprise mystifies America' brightest 7 May 2010 13:01:52 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100507_WALLSTREET.mp3 Wall Street 54EC5ADC-4F1E-42A8-AA39-B1C08A1943E6 DAVE ROSS: The stock market bungee jump Another Wall Street surprise mystifies America' brightest dave@daveross.com Wall Street 01:28 no Dave reveals that declaring health care reform unconstitutional might have an interesting little side-effect 24 Mar 2010 07:19:24 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020100323%20HEALTHSUITS.mp3 Health Care 27A53E56-3A22-4A3A-AED8-185927B95826 DAVE ROSS: Health Care Reform -- Unconstitutional? Dave reveals that declaring health care reform unconstitutional might have an interesting little side-effect dave@daveross.com health care, unconstitutional 01:28 no How can I say this? My Prius works fine 14 Mar 2010 23:21:46 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100312_PRIUS.mp3 Toyota 26D6D147-88DE-4602-8972-8C6E75DBF192 DAVE ROSS: Nine years in a Prius and still unscathed How can I say this? My Prius works fine dave@daveross.com Toyota, Prius 01:28 no Dave explains the brave new world of retail banking 10 Mar 2010 22:27:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100310_DEBIT.mp3 Banking 9B60979D-58F7-446D-8331-7BB9B6C4A184 DAVE ROSS: You mean ... my account balance matters? Dave explains the brave new world of retail banking dave@daveross.com bank, bailout, Bank of America 01:28 no Dave helps the open carry folks out of the closet and into the Starbucks 10 Mar 2010 03:08:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100304_STARBUCKS.mp3 Guns 5CF37E45-4370-430F-9C34-AFD1F01C0A68 DAVE ROSS: Gundamental Illness Dave helps the open carry folks out of the closet and into the Starbucks dave@daveross.com guns, Starbucks 01:28 no Another reason to hate the terrorists 18 Feb 2010 04:38:05 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100217_AIRPORTSWAB.mp3 15FDA79F-EA43-4A57-8FC3-924D8E2EB320 DAVE ROSS: Prepare To Be Swabbed Another reason to hate the terrorists dave@daveross.com airport, security 01:28 no Dave says it's time the free lunch was really over 19 Feb 2010 05:41:07 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100218_PAY911.mp3 Deficit 56FE67EE-CC4A-4692-A661-FD1C0A96DAE8 DAVE ROSS: 911? That'll be $300, Please Dave says it's time the free lunch was really over dave@daveross.com deficit, 911 01:28 no They lack the courage to attack the root of the problem 17 Feb 2010 06:37:43 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100216_TEAPARTIES.mp3 Tea Parties 410414E9-A1F5-48DD-8A6C-F0EA02487FA7 DAVE ROSS: Why The Tea Parties Will Fail They lack the courage to attack the root of the problem dave@daveross.com tea parties 01:28 no The manliest of men makes it clear he is not afraid of the showers 16 Feb 2010 06:33:10 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100215_CHENEY.mp3 Military 9E9AA918-9862-4772-953B-CEDDCC2C3989 DAVE ROSS: Dick Cheney Saves The Military The manliest of men makes it clear he is not afraid of the showers dave@daveross.com gay military Cheney 01:28 no Dave solves the problem of adolescent sexting 30 Jan 2010 03:05:24 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20100129_SEXTING.mp3 Sexting 64CC7E82-858D-4227-9983-767C02BD592D DAVE ROSS: You've Got (Nude) Mail Dave solves the problem of adolescent sexting dave@daveross.com sexting 01:28 no Dave looks at Boeing's attempt to shake its new plane to pieces 16 Dec 2009 07:02:26 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091215_787FLIGHT.mp3 Boeing AE78FAB2-AC8B-4EC4-A0E2-B660A785B6B8 DAVE ROSS: It flies! Dave looks at Boeing's attempt to shake its new plane to pieces dave@daveross.com 787 01:28 no Dave looks back at the off-off-year elections 5 Nov 2009 06:12:03 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091104_NY23.mp3 Election 4F6A1C2D-A529-4442-94E5-CF96AB22DD8D DAVE ROSS: Message sent! Dave looks back at the off-off-year elections dave@daveross.com election 01:28 no Dave looks ahead to the off-off- year election 4 Nov 2009 06:10:27 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091103_ELECTION.mp3 Election B8F06449-7518-4512-BA4E-C421FA5FC480 DAVE ROSS: Looking for the election message Dave looks ahead to the off-off- year elections dave@daveross.com election 01:28 no How Dave learned to embrace the idea of opting out of the modified opt-in. 28 Oct 2009 23:15:50 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091028_OPTIN.mp3 Health Care 3D67DA29-59B4-43AD-B45C-DC56940CD2E2 DAVE ROSS: Didn't Jefferson Davis Just "Opt Out"? How Dave learned to embrace the idea of opting out of the modified opt-in. dave@daveross.com public option, health care 01:28 no Dave reveals that we are all distracted pilots 27 Oct 2009 23:11:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091027_PILOTS2.mp3 Airlines EE5269A5-24A4-44E3-B807-77A6F45F646C DAVE ROSS: At Least They Weren't Applying Makeup Dave reveals that we are all distracted pilots dave@daveross.com pilots, sleep 01:28 no Dave points out that an American's highest duty is to help the health care industry make a profit 26 Oct 2009 23:05:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091026_ANDYROONEY.mp3 Health Care 0D189967-3436-4B2A-812D-8E1FFD9352E5 DAVE ROSS: Oh Andy, Stop Complaining! Dave points out that an American's highest duty is to help the health care industry make a profit dave@daveross.com Andy Rooney, health care 01:28 no Dave solves the problem of cockpit fatigue 23 Oct 2009 20:57:30 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091023_PILOTSASLEEP.mp3 Air Travel DCA9A4DE-4DCC-49B8-9A73-F11567423629 DAVE ROSS: The Mile High Nap Club Dave solves the problem of cockpit fatigue dave@daveross.com pilots, Northwest, airplanes 01:28 no Dave has trouble believing that fixing 175 paychecks will do the trick 22 Oct 2009 13:22:49 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091022_PAYCUTS.mp3 Wall Street 7242C7D5-1800-4488-9C33-A3348E163B24 DAVE ROSS: Wall Street Rehab Dave has trouble believing that fixing 175 paychecks will do the trick dave@daveross.com Wall Street, Obama 01:28 no There appears to be mounting evidence that the line between news and entertainment has, perhaps, blurred ever so slightly 20 Oct 2009 03:52:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091020_SHOWBUSINESS!.mp3 Balloon 54129005-4108-4EB5-A9F3-580C335FB62C DAVE ROSS: Dave sings a salute to fake news There appears to be mounting evidence that the line between news and entertainment has, perhaps, blurred ever so slightly dave@daveross.com Heene, Balloon. Falcon 01:28 no Dave reveals the true meaning of the balloon-boy non-story story 19 Oct 2009 22:53:26 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091019_BALLOON2.mp3 Balloon A5B087B5-598D-403C-B42E-9FCBCE05C753 DAVE ROSS: Media Spawns Frankenstein Dave reveals the true meaning of the balloon-boy non-story story dave@daveross.com Heene, Balloon 01:28 no In a sign the world will likely end long before 2012, Dave supports Limbaugh's bid for the Rams 14 Oct 2009 06:05:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091013_LIMBAUGHRAMS.mp3 Football 15386CCC-3EE4-42BD-93BB-D8F86927A77E DAVE ROSS: The Rams need a Rush-ing game In a sign the world will likely end long before 2012, Dave supports Limbaugh's bid for the Rams dave@daveross.com Limbaugh, Rams 01:28 no Dave solves the peace prize dilemma 12 Oct 2009 12:09:17 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091012_NOBEL2.mp3 Nobel Prize C2B639C9-B9E9-4A8A-906D-5318E6BE9425 DAVE ROSS: Peace -- What Is It Good For? Dave solves the peace prize dilemma dave@daveross.com Nobel, Obama 01:28 no Dave helps conservative Andrew Schlafly revise the Bible to be more to God's liking 9 Oct 2009 06:00:34 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020091008%20BIBLE.mp3 Bible C051844B-0F81-4EBF-B84B-9BE704E9F84C DAVE ROSS: The wussy Bible and why it needs revision Dave helps conservative Andrew Schlafly revise the Bible to be more to God's liking dave@daveross.com Bible, Schlafly, Michael Moore 01:28 no For some reason, cost doesn't matter in Afghanistan 8 Oct 2009 04:14:09 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20091007_AFGHANISTAN3.mp3 Afghanistan CAA38C7D-83C9-457C-905D-3AE18D773202 DAVE ROSS: Where are the deficit hawks now? For some reason, cost doesn't matter in Afghanistan dave@daveross.com Afghanistan, Obama 01:28 no How Dave learned to stop worrying and love uranium enrichment 27 Sep 2009 02:45:14 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090925_IRANNUKES!.mp3 Iran 6521BA1C-985F-40C5-A6CC-0B3B7AD5320B DAVE ROSS: Go Ahead -- Nuke Yourself Out! How Dave learned to stop worrying and love uranium enrichment dave@daveross.com Iran, nuclear 01:28 no Dave cannot accept the latest outbreak of irrational exuberance 17 Sep 2009 03:07:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090916_RECESSION.mp3 Economy 4075E976-95B7-4586-9940-D37CB3A75427 DAVE ROSS: How Can The Recession Be Ending? Dave cannot accept the latest outbreak of irrational exuberance dave@daveross.com Obama, Economy 01:28 no Health care reform hasn't even passed, and there are death panels already! 13 Aug 2009 06:31:41 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090812_DEATHPANEL.mp3 Health Care D7C2D190-2463-4A6B-9A62-481EFBC39ABD DAVE ROSS: Meet the Death Panel Health care reform hasn't even passed, and there are death panels already! dave@daveross.com Obama, health care, death panel 01:28 no It's not about race, it's about property rights 24 Jul 2009 16:55:40 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090724_GATES2.MP3 Obama 9A3BC502-989C-437E-8339-AEE2DCAC703D DAVE ROSS: Yes, they acted "stupidly" It's not about race, it's about property rights dave@daveross.com Henry Louis Gates, Obama, racism 01:28 no Dave exposes the TRULY controversial presidential comment 23 Jul 2009 08:57:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090723_GATESOBAMA.MP3 Racism 7C2907CD-CA23-49A5-BF25-BA86016A08C9 DAVE ROSS: They would shoot him? Dave exposes the TRULY controversial presidential comment dave@daveross.com Henry Louis Gates, Obama, racism 01:28 no Michael Jackson's case may show that sometimes the problem isn't too little health care, but too much 2 Jul 2009 23:35:37 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090702_JACKSON.mp3 Michael Jackson 31410C4A-B4F8-46DA-8316-AFEA6A120E46 DAVE ROSS: King of Pop A Victim of Too Much Health Care Michael Jackson's case may show that sometimes the problem isn't too little health care, but too much dave@daveross.com Michael Jackson 01:28 no Dave channels Willie Nelson in a bold attempt at explaining South Carolina Politics 1 Jul 2009 08:04:16 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090701_TOALLTHEGIRLS.mp3 Songs 30585A07-8201-4AEC-9831-01153F64AEF5 DAVE ROSS: Mark Sanford, Country Singer Dave channels Willie Nelson in a bold attempt at explaining South Carolina Politics dave@daveross.com Mark Sanford soulmate 01:28 no Yes, Judge Sotomayor, not being a bloodless zombie, will be influenced by her experiences. 4 Jun 2009 06:30:31 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090603_SOTOMAYOR.mp3 Sotomayor 5608CF39-DA50-41A5-A7C4-ED399FFB9EE5 DAVE ROSS: Rush and Newt channel stupid Yes, Judge Sotomayor, not being a bloodless zombie, will be influenced by her experiences. dave@daveross.com sotomayor 01:28 no Rush, Sean and the rest are afraid to say what their pro-life legislation would look like. But one brave Dave Ross listener demonstrated some long-overdue courage 3 Jun 2009 06:26:58 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090602_TILLER.mp3 Abortion EBEE9C05-735B-4B3C-92FE-00C56A8A62EA DAVE ROSS: Dave discovers the one honest abortion opponent in America Rush, Sean and the rest are afraid to say what their pro-life legislation would look like. But one brave Dave Ross listener demonstrated some long-overdue courage dave@daveross.com abortion 01:28 no Detroit is ready to build trucks that tiptoe 20 May 2009 01:04:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090519_MILEAGE.MP3 Energy C65C6B3E-8641-406A-BDA6-153B03491C35 DAVE ROSS: Your New Tiny Car Will Be Here in 7 Years Detroit is ready to build trucks that tiptoe dave@daveross.com obama, auto, car, mileage 01:28 no The 20,000 protestors turn out to be more like 100 19 May 2009 00:57:33 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090518_NOTRE_DAME.MP3 Obama 0CFDBA7E-71C8-42C1-92AA-3AEF476CF34E DAVE ROSS: Catholics Are Reminded That God Is Love The 20,000 protestors turn out to be more like 100 dave@daveross.com obama, notre dame 01:28 no The ghost of Richard Nixon hovers over the torture debate 15 May 2009 00:39:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090514_TORTURE__.MP3 Torture 11494FEA-4DDA-4024-846E-6753241F263F DAVE ROSS: Tortured logic The ghost of Richard Nixon hovers over the torture debate dave@daveross.com torture, Nixon 01:28 no Dave defends the toasty little joy-loops 14 May 2009 05:12:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090513_CHEERIOS.mp3 Cheerios E8E3BFED-EF20-4A01-8417-70976962CE83 DAVE ROSS: What's good for Cheerios is good for America Dave defends the toasty little joy-loops dave@daveross.com cereal, Cheerios 01:28 no The soda tax leaves Dave flat 13 May 2009 00:36:26 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090512_SODATAX.mp3 Taxes 3EFF8C89-BA79-4BDB-9F4C-466739986136 DAVE ROSS: Hands off the soda The soda tax leaves Dave flat dave@daveross.com soda tax, Coke 01:28 no Dave suddenly bursts into song over the sad fate of another fallen hero 9 May 2009 05:46:16 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090508_MANNY.MP3 Manny Ramirez 0537982E-733A-4D2F-A367-0EE86BDEFF9B DAVE ROSS: Oh Manny! Dave suddenly bursts into song over the sad fate of another fallen hero dave@daveross.com Manny Ramirez, steroids 01:28 no Yes, sex can convert the infidels 8 May 2009 05:49:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090506_PREJEAN.mp3 Miss California 31765AB2-9652-49AB-B386-C954C0C3A2CC DAVE ROSS: Miss California's story enters the slutty photo phase Yes, sex can convert the infidels dave@daveross.com miss california, carrie prejean 01:28 no Dave predicts that even Barack Obama will fail to shut down the tax havens 5 May 2009 02:22:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090504_TAX_HAVENS.MP3 Taxes 542C587F-C4B9-4010-9038-12071ECBE76D DAVE ROSS: Hide The Money! Dave predicts that even Barack Obama will fail to shut down the tax havens dave@daveross.com Obama, tax havens 01:28 no And as long as we're embracing arbitrary benchmarks, suppose we evaluate the critics too? 30 Apr 2009 02:30:57 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090429_100DAYS.MP3 Obama A4831470-4BA3-486A-81AD-947613ED8112 DAVE ROSS: Evaluating Day 64 (Hexadecimal) And as long as we're embracing arbitrary benchmarks, suppose we evaluate the critics too? dave@daveross.com Obama, 100 days 01:28 no For conservatives, the torture argument boils down to WWJD: What Would Jack Do. But a closer look at the hero of "24" reveals a surprise that everyone has conveniently forgotten. 25 Apr 2009 15:37:49 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090424_TORTURE3.mp3 Torture E0403F9E-FED3-4567-B781-54B93E510F95 DAVE ROSS: The Jack Bauer Exception For conservatives, the torture argument boils down to WWJD: What Would Jack Do. But a closer look at the hero of "24" reveals a surprise that everyone has conveniently forgotten. dave@daveross.com torture, 24, Jack Bauer 01:28 no The ruthless Somali pirate turns out to be ... a victim 23 Apr 2009 04:31:58 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090422_PIRATEKID.mp3 Pirates 2562928A-DE14-4BF7-9551-A9B69237DE77 DAVE ROSS: The big ship was just too tempting! The ruthless Somali pirate turns out to be ... a victim dave@daveross.com Cuba, Castro 01:28 no The new era in US foreign policy has Dave ready for a little Havana rum 21 Apr 2009 01:38:52 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Come%20To%20Cuba%20STEREO.mp3 Cuba E7FB3D46-5F32-4D79-9009-060F73941353 DAVE ROSS: A message from the Cuban Ministry of Tourism The new era in US foreign policy has Dave ready for a little Havana rum dave@daveross.com Cuba, Castro 01:28 no The debate is over; monogamy is back in style 9 Apr 2009 02:53:46 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090408_VERMONTGAY.mp3 Marriage D73779AB-6819-40A8-A6D1-80E36B45AF85 DAVE ROSS: Vermont's Gay Tea Party The debate is over; monogamy is back in style dave@daveross.com gay marriage, Vermont 01:28 no Dave exposes the iPod exposers 4 Apr 2009 04:06:39 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090402_IPOD.MP3 Obama FF7BAB04-F275-4E75-91BA-D3B873201399 DAVE ROSS: iPod Envy Dave exposes the iPod exposers dave@daveross.com obama, G20, ipod, queen 01:28 no Dave documents the latest outbreak of Teleprompter derangement syndrome 26 Mar 2009 04:02:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090325_OBAMAPC.MP3 Barack Obama 57E9B76A-4890-4A09-AD39-1780D165515D DAVE ROSS: Obama Convicted of Thoughtfulness and Fluency Dave documents the latest outbreak of Teleprompter derangement syndrome dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus, bonuses, AIG, Obama 01:28 no Democrats channel the politics of black and white; Republicans cornered. 20 Mar 2009 16:05:27 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020090320%20OBAMALENO%20long.mp3 AIG 06F0DC7E-F598-4D42-951A-07452000B786 DAVE ROSS: Either You're For Bonuses or Against Them Democrats channel the politics of black and white, Republicans cornered. dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus, bonuses, AIG 01:28 no Republicans unleash a stampede, and wake up with hoofprints on their backs 19 Mar 2009 15:53:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020090319%20AIGTAX.mp3 AIG DA426BBC-7544-443B-9C79-7FAF919A8082 DAVE ROSS: Taxing the Rich Is Back In Style Republicans unleash a stampede, and wake up with hoofprints on their backs dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus, bonuses, AIG 01:28 no Has anyone noticed the irony? What happened to Greed is Good? 18 Mar 2009 21:48:54 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020090318%20AIG2.mp3 AIG F456AAB2-E643-4C99-AC91-EE4B20BBC81C DAVE ROSS: A-I-Gee Whiz! Has anyone noticed the irony? What happened to Greed is Good? dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus, bonuses, AIG 01:28 no A bi-partisan coalition of outrage abandons capitalism and prepares to confiscate Wall Street bonuses 17 Mar 2009 21:43:15 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020090317%20AIGBONUS.mp3 AIG F251A5BC-6C8C-4360-9BB6-95070466D8C1 DAVE ROSS: Conservatism is the new Socialism! A bi-partisan coalition of outrage abandons capitalism and prepares to confiscate Wall Street bonuses dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus, bonuses, AIG 01:28 no CNBC legend Jim Cramer reduced to quivering puddle of flesh after Comedy Central intervention, begs for second chance, vows to change life 14 Mar 2009 07:59:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090313_JIMCRAMER.mp3 Comedy Central C7439C9E-2195-46E7-AD5E-9E8677E5D006 DAVE ROSS: The Waterboarding of Jim Cramer Jim Cramer reduced to quivering puddle of flesh after Comedy Central intervention, begs for second chance, vows to change life dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus, John Stewart, Jim Cramer 01:28 no Dave sings a torch song to the man who made dreams come true 13 Mar 2009 08:51:34 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Bernie%20Madoff%20FINAL%20STEREO%20SHORT.mp3 Bernie Madoff A3F82E1A-2B60-49FC-A9F8-6AA290D672A3 DAVE ROSS: Bernie Madoff, How I Loved Him! Dave sings a torch song to the man who made dreams come true dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus, Madoff 01:28 no Dave looks at the shocking ways in which opposites attract 26 Feb 2009 03:55:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090225_SPEECH.mp3 Economy 04370954-5609-498A-8639-64A3325ABA04 DAVE ROSS: Obama and Jindal, Separated at Birth Dave looks at the shocking ways in which opposites attract dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus, Obama, Jindal 01:28 no Dave examines the growing causes of sleeplessness 3 Mar 2009 03:48:44 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090302_NEWBAILOUT.mp3 Bailout 5EA7DB85-4443-422C-A2CA-82744703B633 DAVE ROSS: Get Some Sleep Dave examines the growing causes of sleeplessness dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus, Madoff 01:28 no Dave longs for the days when even pets had decent credit 24 Feb 2009 23:09:58 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090224_AMEX.mp3 Economy BC88966A-A421-4E4C-A7E2-7F2343B256AF DAVE ROSS: Please Leave Home Without It Dave longs for the days when even pets had decent credit dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus 01:28 no Dave exposes the famous CNBC rant as an oratorial derivative 21 Feb 2009 05:31:57 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090220_SANTELLI.mp3 Economy 94B6898A-6798-442E-A3D0-6288BA2139B2 DAVE ROSS: Mad As Hell Dave exposes the famous CNBC rant as an oratorical derivative dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus 01:28 no Dave proposes the ultimate test for the stimulus -- but is anyone brave enough to try it? 12 Jan 2009 23:37:42 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090212_STIMULUS4.mp3 Stimulus EDFA5196-3066-45DE-938A-E98AE7CB2BB2 DAVE ROSS: You hate the stimulus? Prove it! Dave proposes the ultimate test for the stimulus -- but is anyone brave enough to try it? dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus 01:28 no It's true that our economic stimulators don't know what works. But they DO know what DOESN'T work. 30 Jan 2009 06:12:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090129_STIMULUS2.mp3 Economy DFCCCBC5-1DBB-460B-BDBB-169FFF9C63E5 DAVE ROSS: Deja Voodoo It's true that our economic stimulators don't know what works. But they DO know what DOESN'T work. dave@daveross.com Economy, Stimulus 01:28 no Dave looks at America's deepest fears about President 44 21 Jan 2009 22:49:08 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090121_OBAMASPEECH.mp3 President Obama 988089C3-345E-4283-A11B-4E2E2DE675F4 DAVE ROSS: Obama -- Sum of all Fears? Dave looks at America's deepest fears about President 44 dave@daveross.com President Obama 01:28 no Dave looks back at his own interview with the world's most famous and powerful man 21 Jan 2009 06:37:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090120_INAUGURATION.mp3 President Obama FC98BE9D-9528-4004-9D1F-001F6B1A237C DAVE ROSS: President Obama Dave looks back at his own interview with the world's most famous and powerful man dave@daveross.com President Obama 01:28 no DAVE ROSS COMMENTARY FRIDAY 20080116 Those of us who fly on a regular basis have many uncomfortable questions floating around in our heads as we pretend to ignore the safety lecture. But we suppress them because we know that strapping yourself in a metal tube to go hurtling through the atmosphere at 500 miles an hour surrounded by jet fuel is an inherently insane idea. And -- we have a suspicion that despite all the options they give you, what would actually happen in the unlikely event of a water landing is that you die. But now we have some answers: Will this plane REALLY glide with both engines out? Yes. Can a plane actually land in the water without breaking apart? Yes. Will a fully loaded plane actually float? Yes. Is it possible to send a text message under pressure? Yes -- one woman managed to message her husband -- "My plane is crashing." Is there really a reason to have able-bodied people in the exit row? Yes. Can you really evacuate a plane in 90 seconds? Yes. Will the life vests really inflate when you pull firmly on the cord? Yes. Can the wing really hold you when you step on it? Yes. Can a pilot like Chesley B. Sullenberger III ever be replaced by a computer? No! Is there any city more prepared for an emergency than New York City? I doubt it -- talk about a winning team -- the name of the first ferry captain at the scene was Vincent Lombardi! And I guess the biggest question of all: Do prayers get answered? Let's see: the plane missed the George Washington Bridge by 900 feet, it stayed intact, it didn't sink, the boats were right there, and nobody died. What do you think? 17 Jan 2009 19:31:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20090116_PLANE.mp3 Close Calls 56FBA9D8-6C27-4E99-8B9A-FBA093FE05CD DAVE ROSS: In the unlikely event of a water landing... DAVE ROSS COMMENTARY FRIDAY 20080116 Those of us who fly on a regular basis have many uncomfortable questions floating around in our heads as we pretend to ignore the safety lecture. But we suppress them because we know that strapping yourself in a metal tube to go hurtling through the atmosphere at 500 miles an hour surrounded by jet fuel is an inherently insane idea. And -- we have a suspicion that despite all the options they give you, what would actually happen in the unlikely event of a water landing is that you die. But now we have some answers: Will this plane REALLY glide with both engines out? Yes. Can a plane actually land in the water without breaking apart? Yes. Will a fully loaded plane actually float? Yes. Is it possible to send a text message under pressure? Yes -- one woman managed to message her husband -- "My plane is crashing." Is there really a reason to have able-bodied people in the exit row? Yes. Can you really evacuate a plane in 90 seconds? Yes. Will the life vests really inflate when you pull firmly on the cord? Yes. Can the wing really hold you when you step on it? Yes. Can a pilot like Chesley B. Sullenberger III ever be replaced by a computer? No! Is there any city more prepared for an emergency than New York City? I doubt it -- talk about a winning team -- the name of the first ferry captain at the scene was Vincent Lombardi! And I guess the biggest question of all: Do prayers get answered? Let's see: the plane missed the George Washington Bridge by 900 feet, it stayed intact, it didn't sink, the boats were right there, and nobody died. What do you think? dave@daveross.com flight 1549, Hudson, US Airways, rescue 01:28 no Dave examines the concept of "greedy autoworkers" 19 Dec 2008 00:18:41 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081218_GREED.mp3 Bailout 297C00C3-AA32-479C-A450-FCC285036CEB DAVE ROSS: Hey! Is this a joke? Dave examines the concept of "greedy autoworkers" dave@daveross.com gettelfinger auto detroit bailout recession 01:28 no I'll bet we've heard this story often enough that any one of us could Fill In The Blanks 3 Dec 2008 02:07:23 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081202_BLANKSRECESSION.mp3 Economy 053E3DF5-3605-4331-8836-CAE944787A38 DAVE ROSS: Flash -- its' a recession! I'll bet we've heard this story often enough that any one of us could Fill In The Blanks dave@daveross.com obama economy bailout recession 01:28 no Dave wonders just exactly HOW we are supposed to buy more stuff when there's no place to put it. 24 Nov 2008 15:15:03 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020081124%20BAILOUT3.mp3 Economy 4D0500B9-3ED1-449F-B0EE-437C4BCDD6BF DAVE ROSS: Where are we supposed to put it? Dave wonders just exactly HOW we are supposed to buy more stuff when there's no place to put it. dave@daveross.com obama economy bailout 01:28 no This is a tough one -- you may have to listen several times 26 Nov 2008 06:06:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020081125%20BLANKSECONOMY.mp3 Economy 2B585BC2-4848-41A6-9E79-AD1CD824A5EF DAVE ROSS: Fill In The Blanks: Dave tests you on current events This is a tough one -- you may have to listen several times dave@daveross.com obama economy 01:28 no Dave explains how no one seems to be able explain what they've been explaining to us. 13 Nov 2008 06:18:41 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081112_ECONOMY.mp3 Economy 60D71D43-CB6E-4730-B92C-0C4478BB4C6E DAVE ROSS: Wait -- now we're supposed to borrow again? Dave explains how no one seems to be able explain what they've been explaining to us. dave@daveross.com obama economy 01:28 no It's a culture America is just not used to. 10 Nov 2008 13:14:12 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081110_SMARTPEOPLE.mp3 Politics D4CB6A5E-1977-456A-B723-9B6FCC5B87CF DAVE ROSS: Here come the smart people It's a culture America is just not used to. dave@daveross.com obama economy 01:28 no The same voters who changed history for African Americans pull up the ladder 7 Nov 2008 04:52:33 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081106_GAYVOTE.mp3 Politics 3F3C7EAE-6CAF-4D0E-9CB9-BEEE1D6E04DC DAVE ROSS: Sorry gay couples, the Kumbayah is not for you The same voters who changed history for African Americans pull up the ladder dave@daveross.com gay proposition 8 01:28 no A whole new group of Americans will discover their inner patriotism 6 Nov 2008 02:31:57 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081105_OBAMAWINS.mp3 Barack Obama 8965FC5C-3828-4A14-84CF-7DA52D4EDD4D DAVE ROSS: Wrap me in the flag A whole new group of Americans will discover their inner patriotism dave@daveross.com obama 01:28 no Dave reminds persons of indecision that there are no more speeches left to listen to, no more skeletons to emerge. 3 Nov 2008 13:21:54 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081103_CAMPAIGNOVER.mp3 Politics 8BC1BD39-1DB9-4471-B15A-B924EF07D4E9 DAVE ROSS: Time's Up Dave reminds persons of indecision that there are no more speeches left to listen to, no more skeletons to emerge. dave@daveross.com obama mccain election day 01:28 no Dave examines the "Communism" charge, and advises the apostle Paul not to run for President 27 Oct 2008 21:29:46 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081028_BIBLE.mp3 Politics 61BB9969-586D-4C69-88A4-D6BA78DAAB80 DAVE ROSS: The New Testament -- that other Communist document Dave examines the "Communism" charge, and advises the apostle Paul not to run for President dave@daveross.com obama mccain election bible 01:28 no No excuses. It's not like no one knew this would be a pretty well-attended election. 22 Oct 2008 06:54:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081021_TWOWEEKS.MP3 Politics 25682917-603C-4C42-A6E8-4DB26667BE8E DAVE ROSS: Two weeks left No excuses. It's not like no one knew this would be a pretty well-attended election. dave@daveross.com obama mccain election 01:28 no Dave examines this scary idea of spreading the wealth 21 Oct 2008 06:52:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081020_SPREADWEALTH.mp3 Politics 1D01C8FA-0183-4801-B8F1-AE3A364A6F27 DAVE ROSS: Is that a Socialist in your pocket or... Dave examines this scary idea of spreading the wealth dave@daveross.com obama mccain economy 01:28 no We have learned that sometimes, it's perfectly OK to throw money at a problem 10 Oct 2008 03:08:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081009_BAILOUT16.mp3 Wall Street AA7013CD-A9DF-43C7-8ADD-D22F6FDB0210 DAVE ROSS: My country, my banker We have learned that sometimes, it's perfectly OK to throw money at a problem dave@daveross.com obama mccain economy 01:28 no Still going after bin Laden when we can barely keep the banks solvent. 9 Oct 2008 03:47:33 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20081008_DEBATE.mp3 Politics 7C59FFC1-E3AF-4ED3-B9D5-4B73A54E5B34 DAVE ROSS: We wanted football, we got ping pong Still going after bin Laden when we can barely keep the banks solvent. dave@daveross.com obama mccain economy 01:28 no Dave explains why Main Street got ornery 9 Oct 2008 03:06:05 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080930_BAILOUT9.mp3 Wall Street C91FBA49-8304-46FC-B0CE-2F9D1934E812 DAVE ROSS: Why aren't you people scared yet? Dave explains why Main Street got ornery dave@daveross.com Wall Street economy Paulson Bush Bailout 01:28 no The bailout fails as freedom beats bread 30 Sep 2008 06:34:42 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080929_BAILOUT8.MP3 Wall Street 85BCCF55-0A47-4E53-B02E-B9FC16BEEC98 DAVE ROSS: No bail The bailout fails as freedom beats bread dave@daveross.com Wall Street economy Paulson Bush Bailout 01:28 no And there will be no politics allowed! 27 Sep 2008 05:50:23 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080926_BAILOUT7.mp3 Wall Street D1A72810-BF8A-4E7C-B69D-013A439F9863 DAVE ROSS: President pops out, sees shadow And there will be no politics allowed! dave@daveross.com Wall Street economy Paulson Bush 01:28 no So I guess rugged individualism is every bit the fiction it was when Hoover tried to defend it? 19 Sep 2008 22:52:15 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080919_BUSHBAILOUT.mp3 Wall Street 95366367-5406-439E-9054-3BDA86837003 DAVE ROSS: The President breaks the news -- we blew the occupation of Wall Street too So I guess rugged individualism is every bit the fiction it was when Hoover tried to defend it? dave@daveross.com Wall Street economy Paulson Bush 01:28 no Remember the days when you could cut taxes with a war to fight and a trillion dollar debt to pay, and it didn't matter? 22 Sep 2008 22:46:34 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080922_MELTDOWN.mp3 Wall Street D625D6F7-6907-4B95-A8C6-20D944A5457A DAVE ROSS: I guess it finally matters Remember the days when you could cut taxes with a war to fight and a trillion dollar debt to pay, and it didn't matter? dave@daveross.com Wall Street economy Paulson 01:28 no When the going gets tough, the rich go AWOL 24 Sep 2008 22:40:46 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080924_BAILOUT5.mp3 Wall Street 7C3DD546-241B-4B1E-BF38-AD5AA56B9469 DAVE ROSS: Calling All Upscale Patriots! When the going gets tough, the rich go AWOL dave@daveross.com Wall Street economy Paulson 01:28 no Umbrellas are annoying, clumsy, and unwieldy -- until it rains. 18 Sep 2008 13:11:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080918_PENNIES_FROM_HENRY.mp3 Wall Street AE386099-306B-4D18-AD17-B9D8568617BC DAVE ROSS: Pennies from Henry Umbrellas are annoying, clumsy, and unwieldy -- until it rains. dave@daveross.com Wall Street economy Paulson 01:28 no Dave and the listeners try to understand where their money went 16 Sep 2008 13:23:18 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080916_WALLSTREETBLANKS.mp3 Wall Street A30F5307-8123-4A53-9A24-FB9218520FF8 DAVE ROSS: Fill InThe Blanks: Wall Street Capitulates Dave and the listeners try to understand where their money went dave@daveross.com Wall Street economy 01:28 no When you hear "Never Forget", think about this 12 Sep 2008 01:42:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080911_911.mp3 911 823304B1-3453-4A2F-A7D3-88ADAEEDD4B4 DAVE ROSS: Seven years later When you hear "Never Forget", think about this dave@daveross.com 911 01:28 no Dave reveals that sexism and anti-porcinity is all around us 10 Sep 2008 23:33:26 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080910_LIPSTICK.mp3 Politics 8ABCB347-3AF8-4589-AC88-1E372811DB8D DAVE ROSS: Your lipstick is showing Dave reveals that sexism and anti-porcinity is all around us dave@daveross.com obama mccain palin 01:28 no Hey Mr. President -- can you really feel my pain from the podium? 23 Aug 2008 00:34:26 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080822_CAMPAIGN.mp3 Politics C0C7470C-CF79-4C20-9744-E51CE016DD7D DAVE ROSS: How many houses do you have? How many fingers am I holding up? Hey Mr. President -- can you really feel my pain from the podium? dave@daveross.com obama mccain 01:28 no Doesn't Putin understand that our missiles are purely defensive, and that we would be perfectly happy to see purely defensive Russian missiles on our borders? 21 Aug 2008 22:54:09 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080821_MISSILES.mp3 Russia FC54B44B-D5E2-4750-B5C1-9A12C8878376 DAVE ROSS: Who does Putin think he is? JFK? Doesn't Putin understand that our missiles in Poland are purely defensive, and that we would be perfectly happy to see purely defensive Russian missiles in Cuba? dave@daveross.com obama, mccain 01:28 no If I go negative on negative ads, could it create a massive matter-antimatter explosion? 21 Aug 2008 22:54:02 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080731_OBAMA_ADS.mp3 Politics EE88D4EB-55D8-4372-A528-FF73BA5F707B DAVE ROSS: Fill In The Blanks --- Dave Goes Negative If I go negative on negative ads, could it create a massive matter-antimatter explosion? dave@daveross.com obama, mccain 01:28 no Dave warns of the great brainwashing now underway 30 Jul 2008 04:37:27 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080729_CHEAPGAS.mp3 Energy 01FB0532-697A-4565-A859-175123DD9815 DAVE ROSS: Hydrocarbon voices in your head Dave warns of the great brainwashing now underway dave@daveross.com oil, gas, energy 01:28 no Dave pays homage to the fossil fuel that builds character 29 Jul 2008 03:27:59 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080718_THANKOIL.mp3 Energy 611247C1-AC34-426F-8052-38A7FA220A46 DAVE ROSS: Thank you, Oil! Dave pays homage to the fossil fuel that builds character dave@daveross.com oil 01:28 no You'll find your fortune falling/ all over town -- Just make sure your umbrella/ is upside down 17 Jul 2008 00:31:33 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/osg2%2020080716%20ECONOMYHAPPY2.mp3 Economy 4D51D6C7-9C3D-47FA-9186-315005EB2758 DAVE ROSS: Bush and Streisand, Together For The First Time You'll find your fortune falling/ all over town -- Just make sure your umbrella/ is upside down dave@daveross.com bush economy bernanke streisand 01:28 no Dave reveals the true genius of the new iPhone 3G 12 Jul 2008 16:32:22 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080712_IPHONE.mp3 Technology 4F2653A0-C172-4244-9ED7-68D15A9DB5C6 DAVE ROSS: Hey ET, iPhone Home Dave reveals the true genius of the new iPhone 3G dave@daveross.com iPhone 01:28 no Dave rips the mask off Iran's missile-based oil marketing program 11 Jul 2008 16:30:46 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080711_OIL.mp3 Iran 2FCD0E9B-2214-42C9-AF7B-251BE90B1ABA DAVE ROSS: Iran scams us again Dave rips the mask off Iran's missile-based oil marketing program dave@daveross.com Iran, oil 01:28 no Dave guesses that Jesse Jackson's whispered gaffe was a window into his soul 10 Jul 2008 08:27:43 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080710_JACKSON.mp3 Politics E86D78A2-3D18-4C0F-B1AA-58F397C6E754 DAVE ROSS: Why would Jesse want to remove anyone's cocktail onions? Dave guesses that Jesse Jackson's whispered gaffe was a window into his soul dave@daveross.com Obama, Jackson 01:28 no Dave wonders where Iraq gets off making demands on us without checking with us first 9 Jul 2008 01:03:09 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080708_MALIKI.mp3 Iraq B4CA137B-2DFD-41A1-8BDD-C433C104B783 DAVE ROSS: Iraq wants a timetable? Do they think they're sovereign or something? Dave wonders where Iraq gets off making demands on us without checking with us first dave@daveross.com Iraq 01:28 no Dave overreacts to another display of diplomatic testosterone 10 Jul 2008 00:58:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080709_IRANMISSILES.mp3 Iran E9055C66-A29A-469A-A48E-9D76DB6EFCA3 DAVE ROSS: Iran kicks sand in everybody's face Dave overreacts to another display of diplomatic testosterone dave@daveross.com Iran 01:28 no Dave used to revel in flip-flopper stories, but now he's flip-flopped 8 Jul 2008 05:52:04 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080707_FLIPFLOP.mp3 Politics C111FF48-7F86-42B0-8895-FE0CCDE94B64 DAVE ROSS: When will flip-flop mavens flip-flop on flip-flopping? Dave used to revel in flip-flopper stories, but now he's flip-flopped dave@daveross.com politics 01:28 no Dave wonders when patriots will start enforcing the Constitution 5 Jul 2008 05:46:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080704%20JULY4.mp3 Patriotism B379BFA0-C0E6-44AE-8181-F37ECC3CEE6D DAVE ROSS: How does a patriot behave? Dave wonders when patriots will start enforcing the Constitution dave@daveross.com July 4, patriotism 01:28 no Dave refuses to accept Bill Gates resignation 28 Jun 2008 23:32:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080628_BILLGATES.mp3 Microsoft F9860DBC-37AA-433F-9C7D-4D8698311A84 DAVE ROSS: Hey Bill Gates, not so fast Dave refuses to accept Bill Gates resignation dave@daveross.com microsoft, bill gates 01:28 no The liberal mainstream media, still determined to undermine family values, starts pushing the idea of married sex among straight couples. Where does it stop? 27 Jul 2008 23:28:42 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080627_SEX.mp3 Sex 9B03CA03-8B7E-467C-A2BA-7B993988A51A DAVE ROSS: Should sex within marriage be legal? The liberal mainstream media, still determined to undermine family values, starts pushing the idea of married sex among straight couples. Where does it stop? dave@daveross.com sex, marriage 01:28 no Dave is overjoyed that this will no longer be an issue 26 Jun 2008 23:25:01 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080626_GUNS.mp3 Guns 0BCD7150-34FB-47FE-A2D4-FB454A6CA221 DAVE ROSS: NRA's Mission Accomplished? Dave is overjoyed that this will no longer be an issue dave@daveross.com NRA, guns, second amendment 01:28 no Dave issues a passionate appeal on behalf of the land of his birth 25 Jun 2008 23:23:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080625_SUBURBS.MP3 Suburbs 87CFCC4E-B8B9-418D-B96C-6652C6ECC301 Dave Ross: Save the Suburbs Dave issues a passionate appeal on behalf of the land of his birth dave@daveross.com George Carlin 01:28 no Dave bids farewell to a countercultural perfectionist 23 Jun 2008 23:17:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080623_CARLIN.mp3 Comedy A48BAFE3-A0A8-4604-A440-A7AA43C9E074 DAVE ROSS: George Carlin, not heaven-bound if he can help it Dave bids farewell to a countercultural perfectionist dave@daveross.com George Carlin 01:28 no Dave shocks millions by declaring it's time to to see if the oil companies mean it 19 Jun 2008 05:01:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080618_DRILLING.MP3 Oil B4A4ACE8-1809-4F31-88B8-A870B55475E1 DAVE ROSS: Drilling for Democracy Dave shocks millions by declaring it's time to to see if the oil companies mean it dave@daveross.com oil drilling 01:28 no Dave talks to a listener who sees the anti-Christ in Obama 29 Jun 2008 15:40:45 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080620_OBAMARUMORS.mp3 Obama 666A0179-2875-45D2-B1C6-655B685DC1E6 DAVE ROSS: Meet someone who believes the rumors Dave talks to a listener who sees the anti-Christ dave@daveross.com barack obama 01:28 no Dave invokes common sense and all he gets is blowback. 19 Jun 2008 15:36:54 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080619_DRILLING2.mp3 Oil 9B9F1946-5211-40A3-9E9E-7DAC883B5A0F DAVE ROSS: How about some new arguments on oil drilling? Dave invokes common sense and all he gets is blowback. dave@daveross.com oil drilling 01:28 no Dave examines the divine consequences of gay marriage 18 Jun 2008 05:49:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080617_GAYMARRIAGE.MP3 Marriage A8110E88-642E-4300-969B-60F30FC3CD3C DAVE ROSS: What will God do? Dave examines the divine consequences of gay marriage dave@daveross.com gay marriage 01:28 no Not just a "talk" show, a "listen" show 17 Jun 2008 05:44:38 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080616_RUSSERT.MP3 Media 553DA628-F23B-4013-AB28-F128DE1834F0 DAVE ROSS: Tim Russert Not just a "talk" show, a "listen" show dave@daveross.com Tim Russert 01:28 no Dave attempts to explain confusing news stories by playing a piece of actuality Real Slow 13 Jun 2008 15:35:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080613%20EXXONSLOW.mp3 Gas 1F79D4C9-0B24-4016-9922-A551C24111A5 DAVE ROSS: News Read Real Slow Dave attempts to explain confusing news stories by playing a piece of actuality Real Slow dave@daveross.com exxon mobil gas prices 01:28 no Dave reveals that Rachel Ray has inadvertently hit upon the solution to terrorism 13 Jun 2008 15:35:10 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080531_RACHELRAY.mp3 Terrorism 41940CAC-5F15-4B25-802B-E62B2C7DB829 DAVE ROSS: Rachel Ray channels jihad Dave reveals that Rachel Ray has inadvertently hit upon the solution to terrorism dave@daveross.com rache ray scarf jihad 01:28 no Dave compiles the preacher scorecard 31 May 2008 06:49:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080530_PFLEGER.mp3 Politics 86676C35-4BEC-4D27-BDBA-6C38E653615B DAVE ROSS: Finally -- a white Catholic preacher goes ballistic Dave compiles the preacher scorecard dave@daveross.com mccain obama pfleger 01:28 no Dave decides to stop worrying and jump into bed with the all-too-ravishing free market 28 May 2008 06:16:07 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080527_AIRFARES.mp3 Travel 6C8F4198-F4C1-432C-87BE-DCB245AF5013 DAVE ROSS: Saved by the market! Dave decides to stop worrying and jump into bed with the all-too-ravishing free market dave@daveross.com airfares, gas oil 01:28 no Will no one speak up for the rights of Big Oil? 23 May 2008 23:41:57 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080522_GASPRICES.mp3 Gas Prices A96CADD9-3730-4CA1-A082-C8BC44EF3866 DAVE ROSS: Congress violates human rights of oil executives Will no one speak up for the rights of Big Oil? dave@daveross.com gas prices oil 01:28 no Lord, if only we didn't have appeasers, all my problems would be... pretty much the same 18 May 2008 01:54:54 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080517_APPEASEMENT.MP3 Politics 23D39DC7-36CD-4254-B3C0-52145A873C5D DAVE ROSS: Appease me! Lord, if only we didn't have appeasers, all my problems would be... pretty much the same dave@daveross.com iraq, iran, bush, obama 01:28 no Dave searches once again for a divine message 17 May 2008 01:51:05 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080516_GAYMARRIAGE.MP3 Gay Marriage D8ABE43E-279E-4311-A620-3B1FC69CCB85 DAVE ROSS: Will God place California in the crosshairs? Dave searches once again for a divine message dave@daveross.com gay marriage 01:28 no Say -- this time, could we get that in writing? 16 May 2008 01:44:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080515_McCAINIRAQ.mp3 Politics CCB1DD0E-7ACD-4328-A94A-2CB9804EC4DC DAVE ROSS: John McCain visualizes victory Say, this time, could we get that in writing? dave@daveross.com Iraq McCain Obama 01:28 no Terrorist endorsements -- and those who sperad them -- drive Dave nuts 12 May 2008 23:43:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080512_HAMASOBAMA.mp3 Politics A433CBDF-7BC9-44F2-AE4E-6E49BEB9303A DAVE ROSS: I can't vote until I consult my neighborhood terrorist! Terroist endorsements -- and those who sperad them -- drive Dave nuts dave@daveross.com Hamas McCain Obama 01:28 no Dave discovers that the rule on preachers is listen, but don't inhale 30 Apr 2008 23:48:49 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080430_OBAMAWRIGHT.mp3 Politics 4BA187B1-DA6E-401B-8B3F-C8DEDBC5C991 DAVE ROSS: Omigod! He's a conservative! Dave discovers Rev. Wright's secret dave@daveross.com Obama, Jeremiah Wright 01:28 no Dave discovers Rev. Wright's secret 29 Apr 2008 07:08:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080428_WRIGHTSPEECH.mp3 Religion 049EA7E7-1161-43D2-9346-1C800EF404EE DAVE ROSS: Omigod! He's a conservative! Dave discovers Rev. Wright's secret dave@daveross.com Obama, Jeremiah Wright 01:28 no Dave explains that the key to hoarding food successfully is careful market timing 27 Apr 2008 15:05:23 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080425_HOARDING.mp3 Economy 68ACCCDA-CD46-4654-B496-AA9086819B13 DAVE ROSS: Golden Grains Dave explains that the key to hoarding food successfully is careful market timing dave@daveross.com rice, hoarding food, recession 01:28 no Dave examines the Pennsylvania comeback and finds that some Democratic ideas have come back too -- as Republican ideas 23 Apr 2008 23:58:14 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080423_PENNSYLVANIA2.MP3 Politics 8BC087CD-4625-40A2-91EE-DABBDE161C13 DAVE ROSS: A comeback comeback comeback in Pennsylvania Dave examines the Pennsylvania comeback and finds that some Democratic ideas have come back too -- as Republican ideas dave@daveross.com hillary, mccain, bush, clinton 01:28 no At some point, the pundits are just going to form a line at the nearest cliff and jump into the sea. 23 Apr 2008 04:28:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080422_PENNSYLVANIA.MP3 Politics 6EDFF715-2984-4C5C-9C07-5FE5AC51A6A1 DAVE ROSS: Pennsylvania votes decisively to keep the race indecisive At some point, the pundits are just going to form a line at the nearest cliff and jump into the sea. dave@daveross.com pennsylvania hillary obama primary 01:28 no Dave sounds a passionate call to the pump 22 Apr 2008 13:29:17 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080421_GASPRICES_.MP3 Gas 39F5F1FF-1066-45E0-86DB-E7C7B8371B38 DAVE ROSS: Don't just gas up -- man up, America Dave sounds a passionate call to the pump dave@daveross.com gas prices 01:28 no No, Dave, no one cares what he actually said. But that won't stop you, will it? 16 Apr 2008 01:47:58 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080415_OBAMA.MP3 Politics 314BD614-D76B-4A52-B9FE-5301F9E0B196 DAVE ROSS: Does anyone care what he actually said? No, Dave, no one cares what he actually said. But that won't stop you, will it? dave@daveross.com obama, elite 01:28 no Dave is the only pundit to discover the real news in Obama story 15 Apr 2008 01:43:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080414_BITTER.mp3 Politics FE7F0E61-E934-47E3-B7CC-7F5F19CC274A DAVE ROSS: Hey America -- It's not about Barack being elite Dave is the only pundit to discover the real news in Obama story dave@daveross.com obama, elite 01:28 no Dave reminds us that it's all fun and games until the oxygen masks drop. 11 Apr 2008 00:56:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080410_AIRLINES.mp3 Airlines B876D6E8-735C-4F5C-B34E-555C2D1C5FCC DAVE ROSS: Better late than dead Dave reminds us that it's all fun and games until the oxygen masks drop. dave@daveross.com airlines, FAA inspections 01:28 no Dave asks why everybody beats up on the poor Olympic torch -- especially when China is simply doing what all nations have done, including you-know-who. 9 Apr 2008 20:40:08 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080409_TIBET.mp3 Tibet DEB95F43-8318-48D1-8A31-A884E18D6D24 DAVE ROSS: Torch song Dave asks why everybody beats up on the poor Olympic torch -- especially when China is simply doing what all nations do, including... dave@daveross.com China, torch, Olympics 01:28 no Dave observes that even for the people closest to the operation, Iraq remains very complex and difficult to explain. 9 Apr 2008 13:00:42 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080408_PETRAEUS.mp3 Iraq 9F678388-21B1-4EFF-B980-9CAA871F9F68 DAVE ROSS: Why couldn't he just answer "YES!" Dave observes that even for the people closest to the operation, Iraq remains very complex and difficult to explain. dave@daveross.com iraq, petraeus 01:28 no Dave wonders why everyone seems so shocked that politics is competitive. 5 Apr 2008 05:26:37 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080404_HILLARY.mp3 Politics E9F359AC-C4D8-4517-8161-519262530BEE DAVE ROSS: Surrender Hillary? Dave wonders why everyone seems so shocked that politics is competitive. dave@daveross.com hillary 01:28 no No need even to listen to this -- the answer is No. 2 Apr 2008 01:18:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080401_AREYOUSMART.mp3 Oil 780711C9-0BA9-485A-A8CB-A8C026D5AA5B DAVE ROSS: Are you smarter than an oil company No need even to listen to this, the answer is No. dave@daveross.com oil, gas, energy 01:28 no Web Exclusive -- Dave reveals the real meaning of Hillary's unspectacular Bosnia trip. 2 Apr 2008 01:18:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080331_HILLARYLIE.mp3 Politics B484C825-59D8-45ED-AA81-693D228D9025 DAVE ROSS: Hillary's tall tale dumber than we thought Web Exclusive -- Dave reveals the real meaning of Hillary's unspectacular Bosnia trip. dave@daveross.com hillary, bosnia 01:28 no The TSA protects America from terrorist female body hardware 30 Mar 2008 05:38:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080329_NIPPLE.mp3 Terrorism 16D9FEAC-2BB2-4C74-B397-1D7DDDB4BDEE DAVE ROSS: When nipples attack The TSA protects America from terrorist female body hardware dave@daveross.com iraq 01:28 no Dave reminds us that some liberations are more liberating than others 30 Mar 2008 05:36:07 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080328_IRAQFIGHTING.mp3 Iraq 38A8033F-DCD6-4CD4-AC5A-FF7554A85379 DAVE ROSS: The Victory Continues Dave reminds us that some liberations are more liberating than others dave@daveross.com iraq 01:28 no Dave reveals why no one will do anything about Social Security or Medicare. 26 Mar 2008 21:55:02 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080326_SOCIALSEC.MP3 Economy 5A019441-846B-4CC7-B2C3-4E77FDF895BF DAVE ROSS: The Dog Ate My Social Security Check Dave reveals why no one will do anything about Social Security or Medicare. dave@daveross.com social security, treasury, ice sheet, global, antarctica 01:28 no Dave warns Christians about the new dangers of attending church 22 Mar 2008 00:16:40 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080321_EASTER.mp3 Easter 701A6F55-0C79-4E1D-A479-6171A0BCE34E DAVE ROSS: Beware the Controversy of Easter Dave warns Christians about the new dangers of attending church dave@daveross.com obama, barack, Christianity 01:28 no Dave discovers the other skeleton in the Obama mentor closet. 21 Mar 2008 03:07:45 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080320_LINCOLN.mp3 Politics 194B0CCA-31C1-4C82-A7DB-D8A638E7E510 DAVE ROSS: Will Barack Disavow his OTHER mentor? Dave discovers the other skeleton in the Obama mentor closet. dave@daveross.com obama, barack 01:28 no Five years into the war, we can confidently say that the radical bogeymen still plan to destroy America whenever it's convenient. 20 Mar 2008 06:22:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080319_IRAQ.mp3 Iraq 407D5E75-E1FE-4916-AF3A-7334079AA777 DAVE ROSS: The winning continues in Iraq Five years into the war, we can confidently say that the radical bogeymen still plan to destroy America whenever it's convenient. dave@daveross.com iraq, bush 01:28 no Dave and the Chorus reveal the secret to sexual continence for the all-too-well connected 13 Mar 2008 04:18:47 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080312_BLANKSSPITZER.mp3 Sex 5773F21E-7B7F-479F-8ACA-8AFC35FB96DA DAVE ROSS: Fill In The Blanks -- Tips for Safe Sex Dave and the Chorus reveal the secret to sexual continence for the all-too-well connected dave@daveross.com elliot, spitzer, sex 01:28 no Dave takes the novel approach of actually listening to what they said, as opposed to how they said it. 15 Mar 2008 02:13:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080314_WRIGHT.mp3 Politics D0073444-8585-4AB6-B661-52E79E405B71 DAVE ROSS: Screaming preachers Dave takes the novel approach of actually listening to what they said, as opposed to how they said it. dave@daveross.com ferraro, wright, obama, clinton 01:28 no And remember, the only thing of value that changed hands between Bill and Monica was some pizza. 12 Mar 2008 03:00:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080311_SPITZER.mp3 Sex CF946480-7829-44FE-9799-1EC3BB04D9C8 DAVE ROSS: The real reason we gang up on guys like Spitzer And remember, the only thing of value that changed hands between Bill and Monica was some pizza. dave@daveross.com elliot, spitzer, sex 01:28 no Dave reveals the only honest way to select a safe president 1 Mar 2008 19:14:58 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080229%20HUSSEIN.mp3 Politics 8B32E799-2715-4B6C-8653-64E5085FEE51 DAVE ROSS: The name that launched a thousand quips Dave reveals the only honest way to select a safe president dave@daveross.com barack, hussein, obama 01:28 no In response to an e-mail, Dave revolutionizes coverage of the economic downturn by dismissing the gloom-and-doomers and turning instead to motivational speakers. 28 Feb 2008 15:44:14 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080228%20ECONOMY.mp3 Economy 9BDFCC68-83A5-4B09-A00C-4DAF960703D8 DAVE ROSS: Recession? You can blame it on the mainstream media In response to an e-mail, Dave covers the economic downturn by dismissing the gloom-and-doomers and turning instead to motivational speakers. dave@daveross.com economy, bernanke, recession 01:28 no Even after 20 debates, there is never enough time to spell out what you mean before the commercial break 27 Feb 2008 14:34:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080227%20DEBATE.mp3 Politics 10B7339E-301D-40B2-AB24-89ADF78E3C55 DAVE ROSS: Dave nitpicks the last Democratic debate Even after 20 debates, there is never enough time to spell out what you mean before the commercial break dave@daveross.com hillary, obama, campaign 01:28 no Dave finds the thing that links republicans and democrats and ends with what he thinks is an incredibly clever line 26 Feb 2008 19:34:51 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080226%20CBSPOLL.mp3 Politics 387850DC-FDC5-4716-B8AB-4287F427EB68 DAVE ROSS: Is this finally the last and ultimate definitive decisive defining debate? Dave finds the thing that links republicans and democrats and ends with what he thinks is an incredibly clever line dave@daveross.com hillary, obama, campaign 01:28 no Dave manages to link the Oscars with politics 25 Feb 2008 19:27:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020080225%20HILLARYERUPTS.mp3 Politics C6670A7D-B70D-4EB5-B137-4CD94675148B DAVE ROSS: Hillary thinks Barack is a clown but is honored to run with him Dave manages to link the Oscars with politics dave@daveross.com hillary, obama, campaign 01:28 no Exclusive: The Granma singers in a socialist samba 23 Feb 2008 03:12:55 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080222_STAYINCUBA.mp3 Music 643A5533-337D-4F5F-974A-43770A8C34E2 DAVE ROSS: Farewell Fidel Dave reports on the end of the Castro era and the beginning of the...uh ...Castro era. dave@daveross.com Cuba, Fidel Castro, Raul Castro 01:28 no Dave reports on the end of the Castro era and the beginning of the...uh ...Castro era. 20 Feb 2008 06:47:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080219_CASTRO.mp3 Cuba ECA9F20E-C04E-4EC3-A039-7A827E4742D8 DAVE ROSS: Farewell Fidel Dave reports on the end of the Castro era and the beginning of the...uh ...Castro era. dave@daveross.com Cuba, Fidel Castro 01:28 no Dave re-defines 50's pop music with this ballad for Barack 19 Feb 2008 06:42:18 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Obama%20STEREO%20FINAL%202.mp3 Music 6F072CF0-DDD7-423C-A521-C15C561C1B55 DAVE ROSS: Women swoon for Candidate McDreamy, and there's no stopping it Dave re-defines 50's pop music with this ballad for Barack dave@daveross.com barack obama, faint 01:28 no Dave discovers that all the world's problems have been solved. Now we can all go home. 15 Feb 2008 02:12:01 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080214_CLEMENS.mp3 Sports ABB81637-287E-4B51-9CA7-AC9AB422E7EC DAVE ROSS: Decision time for the other Mike Dave shamelessly lusts for a new twist in the White House race dave@daveross.com Mike Bloomberg, campaign 01:28 no Dave shamelessly lusts for a new twist in the White House race 16 Feb 2008 02:09:18 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080215_BLOOMBERG.mp3 Politics 6B7DE374-6A28-477C-ABDD-E3FC447E825B DAVE ROSS: Decision time for the other Mike Dave shamelessly lusts for a new twist in the White House race dave@daveross.com Mike Bloomberg, campaign 01:28 no Dave learns the secret to saving the economy 13 Feb 2008 03:13:24 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080212_RECESSION.mp3 Mind Control 2A0C9D84-78B7-4724-820C-148CB3BC7D6E DAVE ROSS: There is no recession. Say it! Say it now! Dave learns the secret to saving the economy dave@daveross.com recession, stimulus 01:28 no Dave sometimes uses this argument in speeches to computer geeks who think they can change the world 9 Feb 2008 17:29:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080208_FUTURE.mp3 Philosophy B72BBB1D-7773-4641-B6FA-6F4D586FB76D DAVE ROSS: Dave explains the meaning of the future Dave sometimes uses this argument in speeches to computer geeks who think they can change the world dave@daveross.com future, monorail 01:28 no Dave gets completely carried away trying to find some deeper political meaning in the Superbowl. 3 Feb 2008 17:27:12 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080204_SUPERBOWL.mp3 Sports DAVE ROSS: Dave searches for the definitive Superbowl metaphor Dave gets completely carried away trying to find some deeper political meaning in the Superbowl. dave@daveross.com superbowl, hillary clinton, barack obama, election, romney 01:28 no Dave pressures Congress to get busy with the refund and to cut out the politics as usual, even though he needs little stories like this for material 7 Feb 2008 17:22:43 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080207_STIMULUS_.mp3 Economy F10D4807-D7E4-41E3-ABFB-A5FCBCCDBE63 DAVE ROSS: Where's my check! Dave pressures Congress to get busy with the refund and to cut out the politics as usual, even though he needs little stories like this for material dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, barack obama, election, romney 01:28 no Dave looks at the developing splits in the electorate and blesses the remaining candidates 6 Feb 2008 17:20:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080206_WEDNESDAY.mp3 Politics 6C7C80AE-3480-45FB-AC28-200A50259F68 DAVE ROSS: Will tribalism take over? Dave looks at the developing splits in the electorate and blesses the remaining candidates dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, barack obama, election, romney 01:28 no Dave reveals how you will choose the next President 5 Feb 2008 17:17:59 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080205_SUPERTUESDAY.mp3 Politics D07F51A7-0123-4E24-B58A-7A2F2584455C DAVE ROSS: The Super Tuesday Candidate Test Dave reveals how you will choose the next President dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, barack obama, election 01:28 no Dave observes that the only thing missing from the Democratic Debate was John Lennon. 2 Feb 2008 15:10:15 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080201_DEMDEBATE.mp3 Politics 94B5972B-9C65-4722-A9EF-D0E36B6A81DE DAVE ROSS: Hillary and Barack tie the knot Dave observes that the only thing missing from the Democratic Debate was John Lennon. dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, barack obama 01:28 no The author of "A Bound Man" neatly summarizes what it would take for Barack Obama to find his voice 2 Feb 2008 15:10:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/shelby%20steele%20SUMMARIZES%20ROOT%20OF%20BARACK%20OBAMAS%20RACIAL%20DILEMMA.mp3 Race DAVE ROSS: With Author Shelby Steele The author of "A Bound Man" neatly summarizes what it would take for Barack Obama to find his true voice dave@daveross.com shelby steele, barack obama 01:28 no Dave reveals the identity of the Republican who first tipped the enemy to our plans to leave Iraq 1 Feb 2008 07:49:07 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080131_REPDEBATE.mp3 Politics B52F6029-1CB9-4F20-9C0B-B1E780714798 DAVE ROSS: John McCain learns that quotes are stubborn things Dave reveals the identity of the Republican who first tipped the enemy to our plans to leave Iraq dave@daveross.com mccain, romney, republicans, florida primary 01:28 no Dave searches for the messages that lurk far below the surface 30 Jan 2008 22:13:53 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_200800130_FLORIDA.mp3 Politics 24A4789C-B1C4-4FBC-803D-510839959689 DAVE ROSS: Florida gives McCain the juice, Rudy the pulp Dave searches for the messages that lurk far below the surface dave@daveross.com democrats, republicans, florida primary 01:28 no Dave reaches into the archives to put our progress in perspective 29 Jan 2008 23:56:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080129_SPEECHPOST.MP3 Politics 9CE4DF8C-1CAD-480D-A3E3-98199BC34462 DAVE ROSS: State of the Union FLASHBACK! (Flashback Flashback Flashback) Dave reaches into the archives to put the progress in perspective dave@daveross.com State of the Union, Bush 01:28 no Dave channels the Rolling Stones and calls America to the Malls! 26 Jan 2008 01:08:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Start_Me_Up_FINAL_STEREO.mp3 Dave Ross Music D02F3D94-E3E8-41C2-B5BA-E99A5769D1BB DAVE ROSS: The Stimulus Anthem -- play it loud Dave channels the Rolling Stones and calls America to the Malls! dave@daveross.com Stimulus, economy 01:28 no Dave sets Wall Street's sniffles to music 23 Jan 2008 00:43:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20080122_STOCKS.mp3 Dave Ross Music CD08079C-D2E4-4B3E-A5C7-BFD7883D7197 DAVE ROSS: Stocks become a sad country song Dave sets Wall Street's sniffles to music dave@daveross.com Stocks, wall street 01:28 no Dave tries a new spin on this event -- portraying the President as a closet peacenik 4 Dec 2007 18:46:07 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071204_IRANINTEL.mp3 Dave Ross Iran 4BCD8623-630C-4C18-A02A-903FF9B300D4 DAVE ROSS: An alternative interpretation of how Iran came to not have nukes after all Dave tries a new spin on this event -- portraying the President as a closet peacenik dave@daveross.com Iran 01:28 no Dave nails this one -- nobody else figured out the real significance of Iran not having a nuke program 5 Dec 2007 18:44:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071205_IRANAPOLOGY.mp3 Dave Ross Iran 0062A592-03CB-43D3-BE04-010B43536731 DAVE ROSS: Look what Iran wants now! Dave nails this one -- nobody else figured out the real significance of Iran not having a nuke program dave@daveross.com Iran 01:28 no Dave points out that even for free marketeers, the free market has its limits 7 Dec 2007 18:36:04 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071207_MORTGAGE.mp3 Dave Ross Mortgages Sub-prime DAVE ROSS: Mortgage meltdown melts ideology Dave points out that even for free marketeers, the free market has its limits dave@daveross.com sub-prime 01:28 no Dave explains the latest non-torture explanations 10 Dec 2007 18:29:41 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071210_TORTURETAPE.mp3 Dave Ross Torture B99D224B-FA03-463E-8901-033FDD365918 DAVE ROSS: Yeah, we tortured terrorists, but do we have to torture logic too? Dave explains the latest non-torture explanations dave@daveross.com Torture 01:28 no DAVE ROSS: Rain prayers in Georgia 14 Nov 2007 18:27:37 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071114_RAINPRAYER.mp3 Dave Ross Prayer 3729B893-7B6A-4EE8-8BCC-913FD8A7581D DAVE ROSS: Rain prayers in Georgia DAVE ROSS: Rain prayers in Georgia dave@daveross.com prayer, rain. georgia 01:28 no Dave seeks reassurance from the people who protect us. 23 Nov 2007 04:15:22 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071115_PLANESAFETY.mp3 Dave Ross Thanksgiving 59F7972A-D0CD-43EA-9AC2-43250C6360F9 DAVE ROSS: We're flying home for Thanksgiving -- time to scare the hell out of us! Dave seeks reassurance from the people who protect us. dave@daveross.com security, planes, terrorism, TSA 01:28 no English majors need to make a living too 7 Nov 2007 13:03:08 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071106_WRITERS.mp3 Dave Ross Writers Strike E39C7F9E-FEFC-4BA0-A59E-CE4AF7A09623 DAVE ROSS: Writers on strike English majors need to make a living too dave@daveross.com writers strike, hollywood 01:28 no Dave notices that our ally, Pervez Musharraf, can't quite abide free speech 7 Nov 2007 00:03:57 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071105_PAKISTAN.mp3 Dave Ross Pakistan 0A28C571-A2A0-4861-BBFC-2EB284375FBF DAVE ROSS: Pakistan spreads non-democracy Dave notices that our ally, Pervez Musharraf, can't quite abide free speech dave@daveross.com musharraf, pakistand 01:28 no Dave finds that the anti-Iran planning has a familiar ring ring ring 27 Oct 2007 00:36:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071026_IRANWAR.mp3 Dave Ross Iran 3B86289F-BC57-42E8-9D67-346719687816 DAVE ROSS: Is there an echo in here? Dave finds that the anti-Iran planning has a familiar ring ring ring dave@daveross.com iran, bush, rice, war 01:28 no Hillary Clinton's debate debacle reveals more than just imperfection 2 Nov 2007 00:32:12 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071101_HILLARYFALLS.mp3 Dave Ross Hillary Clinton 5E42103C-30A6-4DF8-B04B-4931871336A8 DAVE ROSS: Hillary screws up, earth falls out of orbit Hillary Clinton's debate debacle reveals more than just imperfection dave@daveross.com hillary clinton, debate 01:28 no Dave struggles to accept assurances that competent people are sitting across from Iran at the chess board 26 Oct 2007 23:15:27 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071026_IRANWAR.mp3 Dave Ross Iraq DDF7B3B6-0C78-498A-A928-15CB5642708D DAVE ROSS: Is this something new, or Iraq deja vu? Dave struggles to accept assurances that competent people are sitting across from Iran at the chess board dave@daveross.com iran, rice, lieberman, bush, war 01:28 no If you want to feel the heat, you have to be in the kitchen 26 Oct 2007 23:11:22 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071025_FIREYOUTUBE.mp3 Dave Ross Fires 87DD6BD1-A51F-4A56-AFB6-DDF143E3FD5E DAVE ROSS: The fires according to You Tube If you want to feel the heat, you have to be in the kitchen dave@daveross.com california, fire, youtube 01:28 no The audacity of Dick Cheney's shared genes 17 Oct 2007 23:59:00 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071017_OBAMACHENEY.mp3 Dave Ross Barack Obama 3907BEDC-424B-4901-B054-3BD21FA1222B DAVE ROSS: Barack Obama turns out to be not only white, but French The audacity of Dick Cheney's shared genes dave@daveross.com Barack, Obama, Cheney 01:28 no I guess this makes him one of those "phony soldiers" 17 Oct 2007 23:55:33 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071015_SANCHEZ.mp3 Dave Ross Iraq 2B7205EE-C0B2-4F70-BE0F-00ACB3E8D230 DAVE ROSS: General Ricardo Sanchez reveals why you should never believe a General I guess this makes him one of those "phony soldiers" dave@daveross.com Ricardo, Sanchez, Iraq 01:28 no Dave uses French Horns to determine who's ready to be president. 11 Oct 2007 13:09:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20071010_REPDEBATE.mp3 Politics AD39153A-C4AF-4ABD-9058-72FC39F699C7 DAVE ROSS: Which Candidate is Horn-worthy Dave uses French Horns to determine who's ready to be president. dave@daveross.com giuliani, romney, president, debate, republican 01:28 no Dave recommends that if your wife doesn't show up after the night shift, you tell the cops she's got a dirty bomb or at the very least smuggles pot 29 Sep 2007 00:15:53 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070928_TANYARIDER.mp3 Accidents D063C6D7-43B2-405F-BFAE-58A29CB1F1A4 DAVE ROSS: Too bad Tanya Rider wasn't a terrorist Dave recommends that if your wife doesn't show up after the night shift, you tell the cops she's got a dirty bomb or at the very least smuggles pot dave@daveross.com Tanya Rider 01:28 no Dave reveals the very real rhetorical consequences of persisting in Iraq 28 Sep 2007 06:44:48 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070927_BYRD.mp3 Congress 87CAC4E7-7E8A-4CD7-BB99-07B70CAE2070 DAVE ROSS: Robert Byrd -- Secret Weapon Dave reveals the very real rhetorical consequences of persisting in Iraq dave@daveross.com iraq, byrd 01:28 no Dave analyzes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's UN speech and Iranian reaction and tries to find the hidden meaning 27 Sep 2007 06:41:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070926_IRANCOMPLAINS.mp3 Iran 2B46A733-F615-4067-9F02-C1E17C371E7C DAVE ROSS: Mahmoud bites back Dave analyzes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's UN speech and Iranian reaction and tries to find the hidden meaning dave@daveross.com Ahmadinejad, gay, un 01:28 no Dave finds an eerie parallel between the thinking of a certain Iranian leader and a familiar American policy 26 Sep 2007 06:39:42 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070927_BYRD.mp3 Sexuality 957E8794-A8A6-4E31-A145-4FAAA9EF63FF DAVE ROSS: Gay people? What gay people! Dave finds an eerie parallel between the thinking of a certain Iranian leader and a familiar American policy dave@daveross.com Ahmadinejad, gay 01:28 no Dave explains to white people that the way you can tell that an issue is about race is when someone stands up in front of a microphone and says "it's not about race" 21 Sep 2007 06:26:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070920_JENA.mp3 Race C223756D-6C12-4AA6-83BC-E1810B7140DD DAVE ROSS: So it's not about race, eh? Dave explains to white people that the way you can tell an issue is about race is when someone stands up in front of a microphone and says "it's not about race" dave@daveross.com jena, race, sharpton 01:28 no Dave reveals the real meaning of the debate over the MoveOn ad 14 Sep 2007 01:43:24 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070913_BETRAYUS.mp3 Iraq D6F8E38D-2FC2-4C95-B5F4-FF0EC67791F9 DAVE ROSS: General "Betrayus" -- the pun heard 'round the world Dave reveals the real meaning of the debate over the MoveOn ad dave@daveross.com bush, surge, Iraq, petraeus 01:28 no Dave wonders why Democrats cannot understand the simple numerical concept of addition followed by subtraction. 15 Sep 2007 01:37:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070914_BUSHSPEECH.mp3 Politics A02EC2AF-AFA8-4540-A8FF-7FEBAC6AB4B7 DAVE ROSS: The higher math of President Bush's speech Dave wonders why Democrats cannot understand the simple numerical concept of addition followed by subtraction. dave@daveross.com bush, surge, Iraq 01:28 no Dave warns against wallowing in the tragedy of September 11th 12 Sep 2007 07:22:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070911_SEPTEMBER11.mp3 Terrorism 128D2E3A-D0EB-4A60-93FF-2BEF4A2D2D23 DAVE ROSS: We must not let our enemies define who we are Dave warns against wallowing in the tragedy of September 11th dave@daveross.com osama, iraq, al qaeda, surge, September 11, 9/11 01:28 no Dave maintains strict objectivity as he lists what cannot be debated 11 Sep 2007 07:21:04 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070910_SURGEREPORT.mp3 Iraq 6D955B19-37FE-45C8-8F37-5E8380AFF371 DAVE ROSS: Ten things we know about the surge Dave maintains strict objectivity as he lists what cannot be debated dave@daveross.com osama, iraq, al qaeda, surge 01:28 no Dave invites listeners to fill in the blanks on a story we've all heard before 8 Sep 2007 03:18:44 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070907_OSAMABLANKS.mp3 Terrorism FE4EBBC0-9278-44D2-AE84-979491809C86 DAVE ROSS: Osama speaks, world yawns Dave invites listeners to fill in the blanks on a story we've all heard before dave@daveross.com osama, iraq, al qaeda 01:28 no If Larry Craig hangs onto his job, gay soldiers are home free. Which is probably why he's toast 6 Sep 2007 05:33:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070905_CRAIGBACK.mp3 Sexuality 28142F10-E96C-4B84-BC9E-8555F647D184 DAVE ROSS: Senator Craig only wants what every gay soldier wants If Larry Craig hangs onto his job, gay soldiers are home free. Which is probably why he's toast dave@daveross.com larry craig, gay 01:28 no Don't tell anyone, but the real war is being won. 7 Sep 2007 05:31:09 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070906_TERRORPLOT.mp3 Iraq 80788597-E2BA-47D6-849B-AC66DD80C2E0 DAVE ROSS: Finally -- Victory! Don't tell anyone, but the real war is being won. dave@daveross.com iraq, germany, al qaeda, terrorists 01:28 no Dave interviews former UN Ambassador John Bolton, and finds himself awash in deja vu 2 Sep 2007 05:19:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070901_BOLTON.mp3 Iran AE2B4409-B9FC-4517-8004-C14AADDA8FFC DAVE ROSS: Hey Iran -- Get Ready to Rumble! Dave interviews former UN Ambassador John Bolton, and finds himself awash in deja vu dave@daveross.com John Bolton, Iran 01:28 no Dave reveals how to re-kindle the magic in a restroom romance 7 Sep 2007 05:33:40 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070831_CRAIG2.mp3 Sexuality C06352DE-378B-4C24-9699-6454763D99B4 DAVE ROSS: Senator Craig Unplugged Dave reveals how to re-kindle the sparks of your restroom romance dave@daveross.com larry craig, tape, gay 01:28 no Dave updates the Tony Orlando classic as a heads up to men's room users who thought all that toe-tapping was merely impatience 30 Aug 2007 00:18:38 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070829_TAP_THREE_TIMES_STEREO.mp3 Music 927DD9F2-B033-4B1A-956A-39D56699A44B DAVE ROSS: Tap Three Times Dave updates the Tony Orlando classic as a heads up to men's room users who thought all that toe-tapping was merely was merely impatience dave@daveross.com larry craig 01:28 no Baggy Pants -- it's one more reason the terrorists want to kill us 26 Aug 2007 06:28:47 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070825_BAGGYPANTS.mp3 Culture 5E63C329-4635-4CD1-8A6B-77CE94F92038 DAVE ROSS: What's the matter with kids? Their falling-down pants Baggy Pants -- it's one more reason the terrorists want to kill us dave@daveross.com baggy pants, morality 01:28 no Dave examines reaction to the departure of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales 28 Aug 2007 06:32:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070827_GONZALESOUT.mp3 Politics F9A57800-D6F8-4A66-A249-837853674CEE DAVE ROSS: Gonzo bids farewell Dave examines reaction to the departure of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales dave@daveross.com Alberto Gonzales 01:28 no Somebody needs to write one, so it might as well be me 25 Aug 2007 06:24:28 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070823_IRAQSCENARIO.mp3 Iraq A1B760D4-DD70-4939-B8C8-796AA7EECE6A DAVE ROSS: A happy ending in Iraq Somebody needs to write one, so it might as well be me dave@daveross.com iraq, bush 01:28 no Dave reveals what's next in community drug-testing 24 Aug 2007 06:23:09 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070822_DRUGTEST.mp3 Drugs A7106FC7-DB00-4068-9430-30263D911212 DAVE ROSS: With each flush, a free drug test Dave reveals what's next in community drug-testing dave@daveross.com drug test 01:28 no Everything's fine now; the myth that the NFL is riddled with super-macho dog hating brutes is erased 23 Aug 2007 06:16:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070821_VICK.mp3 Sports FC1A7575-1F53-4FA5-86C1-266526B0D6A0 DAVE ROSS: Michael Vick pleads guilty Everything's fine now; the myth that the NFL is riddled with super-macho dog-hating brutes is erased dave@daveross.com michael vick, dog fighting, NFL 01:28 no Dave is ready to give women what they tell their therapists they want 22 Aug 2007 06:14:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070820_WIFEWIFE.mp3 Culture 3A1654C1-1E93-4CAD-8952-9CA6F0CB1C94 DAVE ROSS: Working women want wives Dave is ready to give women what they tell their therapists they want dave@daveross.com working women, men 01:28 no Dave examines the issue of rising food prices, and determines what the level of general panic should be 17 Aug 2007 04:49:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070816_FOODPRICES.mp3 Economy 6C5E7B78-C6AE-46A1-9FFE-5A77A7B00D55 DAVE ROSS: Gather the children and lock the doors, food prices are up! Dave examines the issue of rising food prices, and determines what the level of general panic should be dave@daveross.com food prices, inflation 01:28 no It turns out Cheney got it right -- and long before anyone else 16 Aug 2007 00:00:24 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070815_CHENEY1994.mp3 Politics FF43D841-BB55-4252-B334-1B61069C7EDF DAVE ROSS: Dick Cheney -- modern-day Nostradamus It turns out Cheney got it right -- and long before anyone else dave@daveross.com cheney, iraq 01:28 no Dave wonders what would happen if it was sleeper cells undermining the bridges? 3 Aug 2007 20:46:35 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070803_BRIDGECOST.mp3 Accidents CD946917-D9B1-4BFC-9A52-F093EB42A4CF DAVE ROSS: Bridges ain't the only thing that's structurally deficient Dave wonders what would happen if it was sleeper cells undermining the bridges? dave@daveross.com bridge collapse, minnesota, I35W 01:28 no In the YouTube spirit, Dave uses YouTube to turn his commentary over to Regular Americans 25 Jul 2007 02:51:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_70070724_DEBATE.mp3 Politics 7A0C03FF-3D9E-4611-A0CF-CC1528EF2D5F DAVE ROSS: The YouTube debate finally empowers Regular Americans In the YouTube spirit, Dave uses YouTube to turn his commentary over to Regular Americans dave@daveross.com YouTube, debate, politics 01:28 no Dave tackles the issue of censuring the President, which would involve sending him a nasty letter. 25 Jul 2007 02:42:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070723_CENSURE.MP3 Politics B24715E8-D5A4-4EF9-8348-3EBDEE913FAE DAVE ROSS: Censure the President? Dave tackles the issue of censuring the President, which would involve sending him a nasty letter. dave@daveross.com bush, censure, feingold 01:28 no Dave tackles the (t)horny issue of sexuality on CSPAN 21 Jul 2007 00:28:12 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070721_CLEAVAGE.MP3 Politics D64358D6-FA8F-47D6-A470-C9D96C861ECB DAVE ROSS: Flash! The media warns us that July is HOT Listen to this before it's too late! dave@daveross.com heat wave. global warming 01:28 no Listen to this before it's too late! 19 Jul 2007 01:46:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070710_HEATWAVE.mp3 Fear 498E2723-BDC1-4E19-BC05-2408FE48DB95 DAVE ROSS: Flash! The media warns us that July is HOT Listen to this before it's too late! dave@daveross.com heat wave. global warming 01:28 no Dave explains the case of Richard Carmona using the world's most famous patter song. 12 Jul 2007 17:39:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Surgeon%20General%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 0E9DE1AD-4B67-49D5-82A8-7F75DEA1A26B DAVE ROSS: A former Surgeon General bites back Dave explains the case of Richard Carmona using the world's most famous patter song. dave@daveross.com richard carmona, surgeon general, bush 01:28 no Dave opposes impaired driving, but is proud as can be that Al Gore III's Prius can do 100 6 Jul 2007 07:58:00 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070705_GOREPRIUS.mp3 22028F87-2209-4AFA-95C9-F24B109BBEC8 DAVE ROSS: If you leave a big lead footprint, at least leave a small carbon footprint Dave opposes impaired driving, but is proud as can be that Al Gore III's Prius can do 100 dave@daveross.com al gore, prius 01:28 no Dave observes what happens when the Kool Aid wears off. 27 Jun 2007 23:20:29 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070627_LUGAR.mp3 27E6064C-AD5A-4843-B0CF-C71314EB03E1 DAVE ROSS: Senator Lugar starts talking like a crazy man Dave observes what happens when the Kool Aid wears off. dave@daveross.com richard lugar, iraq, iran 01:28 no Dave can't believe that a conservative Suoreme Court would rule against the Lord just because he might enjoy an occasional toke. 26 Jun 2007 23:11:39 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070626_BONGHITS.mp3 51977DFE-8721-46F1-8E21-559694A1A63D DAVE ROSS: Bong Hits 4 The First Amendment! Dave can't believe that a conservative Suoreme Court would rule against the Lord just because he might enjoy an occasional toke. dave@daveross.com bong, jesus, supreme court 01:28 no Dave discovers that even the Schools of Martyrdom have their personnel issues 21 Jun 2007 23:00:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070621_AFGHANSURGE.mp3 7EE112DF-86DC-4EF5-9F3B-31D019F5E945 DAVE ROSS: Careers in Afghanistan! No skill required! Dave discovers that even the Schools of Martyrdom have their personnel issues dave@daveross.com Afghanistan, al Qaeda 01:28 no Dave gets all righteous about the delays in getting upstanding Americans the passports they deserve 18 Jun 2007 22:56:14 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070618_PASSPORT.mp3 93B944C4-D43D-4508-AF4C-D5C1A0BC5BE3 DAVE ROSS: Dude where's my passport? Dave gets all righteous about the delays in getting upstanding Americans the passports they deserve dave@daveross.com Bush, Albania 01:28 no Dave marvels at how a nation we haven't even TRIED to occupy could love us so much. 11 Jun 2007 22:53:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070611_ALBANIA.mp3 22364F2A-50A3-459B-9A91-1108A895007E DAVE ROSS: Albania shows the love Dave marvels at how a nation we haven't even TRIED to occupy could love us so much. dave@daveross.com Bush, Albania 01:28 no Dave once again preaches his hopelessly naive view of the nation's immigration crisis. He can't help it -- he was raised on the New Testament. 12 Jun 2007 22:45:36 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070612_AMNESTY.mp3 96E273CD-5804-41AD-9BF8-0E19B867E206 DAVE ROSS: Who REALLY needs amnesty? Dave once again preaches his hopelessly naive view of the nation's immigration crisis. He can't help it -- he was raised on the New Testament. dave@daveross.com immigration, amnesty 01:28 no Dave dissects random vibration syndrome 15 Jun 2007 22:44:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070615_CELLVIBES.mp3 E409926E-9B16-49E3-8D37-9A6F9A7CCF15 DAVE ROSS: Attention -- your thigh is calling! Dave dissects random vibration syndrome dave@daveross.com cell phones 01:28 no Dave reflects on the strangely intimate phenomenon of Dry Cleaning 14 Jun 2007 00:13:53 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070613_LOSTPANTS.mp3 6989E638-4F27-4853-AC7E-DEEC8BA3B8CD DAVE ROSS: The man with no pants Dave reflects on the strangely intimate phenomenon of Dry Cleaning dave@daveross.com pants, lawsuit, Roy Parsons 01:28 no When current events get too heavy, it's nice to know we'll always have Paris 9 Jun 2007 22:33:19 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070607_PARISHILTON.mp3 9249B45B-6A96-4ACE-9E7D-C6A3AD69095A DAVE ROSS: Paris Hilton sprung When current events get too heavy, it's nice to know we'll always have Paris dave@daveross.com paris hilton 01:28 no Dave sings a gentle plea to the man with TB 4 Jun 2007 06:40:25 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Dont%20Fly%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 D9335158-537B-482F-AB70-CA4473BFF73E DAVE ROSS: A hymn to the TB man Dave sings a gentle plea to the man with TB dave@daveross.com Andrew Speaker, tuberculosis 01:05 no Dave reports on the arrest of the kind of person we'd unhesitatingly send off to Guantanamo if it hadn't already been filled with people who are supposedly dangerous even though they never sent a single unsolicited Viagra ad 4 Jun 2007 06:40:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070531_SPAMKING.mp3 EFB9C313-BE73-4EE2-B2C8-6786F1C567CB DAVE ROSS: Spam King is un-crowned, the Spam lives on Dave reports on the arrest of the kind of person we'd unhesitatingly send off to Guantanamo if it hadn't already been filled with people who are supposedly dangerous even though they never sent a single unsolicited Viagra ad dave@daveross.com spam, spam king 01:27 no To the other charges against the attorney general you can now add a lousy bedside manner 18 May 2007 07:26:11 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070517_COMEY.mp3 4A0D6121-807F-4A05-9935-8C142C49C0E7 DAVE ROSS: James Comey reveals George Bush's Richard Nixon Moment To the other charges against the attorney general you can now add a lousy bedside manner dave@daveross.com Comey, Gonzales, Schumer, attorney general 01:27 no Dave explains, in one of his most subtle pieces, the Republicans' fixation with John Edwards hair 18 May 2007 07:24:18 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070516_HAIRCUTS.mp3 D1650E93-F00E-48A1-BE16-AF9109529D81 DAVE ROSS: Republicans have a bad hair moment Dave explains, in one of his most subtle pieces, the Republicans' fixation with John Edwards hair dave@daveross.com GOP, John Edwards, hair, huckabee 01:27 no Dave reveals the secret to salvation from $4 gas 16 May 2007 02:40:56 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070515_FREEWALK.mp3 2694EC38-7091-4BEA-BDCD-7013B576BB2C DAVE ROSS: Save gas and go to heaven Dave reveals the secret to salvation from $4 gas dave@daveross.com gas, gasoline, mileage 01:27 no Dave talks with journalist/advocate Raed Jarrar who says that maybe it IS about the oil after all. Which may put our policy on a collision course with the fledgling democracy we're trying to protect 12 May 2007 07:22:47 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070511_RAEDJARRAR.mp3 FE404C6C-DCA5-4D5B-A667-EB1495DC4B4A DAVE ROSS: Does leaving really mean losing? Dave uses the leaks about those contentious White House meetings with congressional Republicans to propose a devilishly clever exit scenario. dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, oil, timetable, Raed Jarrar 01:22 no Since no one else will, Dave spends 87 seconds stating the obvious. 12 May 2007 07:27:08 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070510_OXYCONTIN.mp3 8786D725-7272-474D-9F5E-F49EDC40FCD3 DAVE ROSS: Does leaving really mean losing? Since no one else will, Dave spends 90 seconds stating the obvious. dave@daveross.com oxycontin 01:22 no Dave uses the leaks about those contentious White House meetings with congressional Republicans to propose a devilishly clever exit scenario. 12 May 2007 07:19:21 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070510_IRAQGOP.mp3 0AD13DA5-6085-45DF-99F6-C934B20D4E88 DAVE ROSS: Does leaving really mean losing? Dave uses the leaks about those contentious White House meetings with congressional Republicans to propose a devilishly clever exit scenario. dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, republicans 01:27 no In a carefully-worded piece designed to defuse any gundamentalists who might consider him a gun-hater, Dave timidly asks whether maybe a few gun laws might be at least a little bit OK? 12 May 2007 07:12:26 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070509_FORTDIX.mp3 B64636C5-4F8A-4A1C-9721-78ED414F0DB8 DAVE ROSS: The New Jersey sleeper cell awakes In a carefully-worded piece designed to defuse any gundamentalists who might consider him a gun-hater, Dave timidly asks whether maybe a few gun laws might be at least a little bit OK? dave@daveross.com Fort Dix, guns, terrorism 01:27 no Hear Dave pronounce the names of French politicians with a French accent. 12 May 2007 07:08:39 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070507_SARKOZY.mp3 3A9638E7-1E6D-4AFC-8F49-266C79EF4C26 DAVE ROSS: The French may love women, but not angry ones Hear Dave pronounce the names of French politicians with a French accent. dave@daveross.com Sarkozy, France, Royale 01:27 no Dave talks to a man who is sick of illegal immigration, but hires illegal immigrants. 6 May 2007 06:53:41 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070505__IMMIGRANTS.mp3 9E5ED644-0D8F-46E7-8876-C64A1B19BDBB DAVE ROSS: Immigrants coming north isn't the problem Dave talks to a man who is sick of illegal immigration, but hires illegal immigrants. dave@daveross.com immigrants, illegal, undocumented, latino 01:27 no Dave proposes a sure fire way to find out what the troops REALLY want 3 May 2007 01:10:13 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070502_IRAQVETO.mp3 517CD0C1-3106-423D-9C0E-D2168E7893B8 DAVE ROSS: Doing it for the troops? Prove it! Dave proposes a sure fire way to find out what the troops REALLY want dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, reid, withdrawal 01:27 no A dead mastermind takes our attention off the anniversary of the Mission Accomplished anniversary 2 May 2007 05:41:23 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070501_BUSHMAY1.mp3 5653C52C-B2A4-45CC-8D20-D9506E62C7FA DAVE ROSS: Scratch another mastermind A dead mastermind takes our attention off the anniversary of the Mission Accomplished anniversary dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, al qaeda 01:27 no Hindsight once again bites us in the ass 2 May 2007 05:42:54 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070430_TENET.mp3 22EBADEE-487E-4DBA-8B66-7DC62F8FF227 DAVE ROSS: George Tenet finally admits thinking "What the hell!?" Hindsight once again bites us in the ass dave@daveross.com tenet, iraq, perle 01:27 no We could end up stuck no matter who gets to be president 27 Apr 2007 05:29:27 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070426_IRAQVOTE.mp3 B8AC5C23-7C55-45CC-BF2C-1005620E43F0 DAVE ROSS: The general dots the other "I" We could end up stuck no matter who gets to be president dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, petraeus, iran 01:27 no Dave warns that accountability will cut both ways, eventually 28 Apr 2007 05:26:20 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070427_IRAQACCOUNTABILITY.mp3 6B1FDBC1-A681-45AE-9CDE-8F2A3033C094 DAVE ROSS: It's all about the accountability Dave warns that accountability will cut both ways, eventually dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, reid, pelosi, nixon 01:27 no Dave wonders how long the Iraq debate will remain at an exalted level. 25 Apr 2007 00:43:29 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070424_RUDESLIP.mp3 27F2169A-0ED8-4E5B-BC33-52A5459AA5AC DAVE ROSS: High Noon approaches Dave wonders how long the Iraq debate will remain at an exalted level. dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, reid 01:27 no Frustrated by the inability to define "victory" in Iraq, Dave hopes at least to find a definition of the word "wall" 24 Apr 2007 00:40:06 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070423_IRAQWALL.mp3 4BDFD573-8002-4721-B81E-4323F8896706 DAVE ROSS: We're building a wall? What wall? Frustrated by the inability to define "victory" in Iraq, Dave hopes at least to find a definition of the word "wall" dave@daveross.com iraq, bush, wall CNN 01:27 no Sloppy gun owners arm the enemy. 21 Apr 2007 23:29:22 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070421_GUNSTOLEN.mp3 DAVE ROSS: Has the term "responsible gun owner" become an oxymoron? Sloppy gun owners arm the enemy. dave@daveross.com NRA, guns, Virginia Tech, violence 01:27 no Senator Reid utters the L-word, and as the cock crows, Republicans deny all knowledge of it 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070420_HARRYREID.mp3 6C1BF77E-F8B7-4FEE-A5D1-C97B71E1DCB7 DAVE ROSS: Oh, Senator Reid, For Shame! Senator Reid utters the L-word, and as the cock crows, Republicans deny all knowledge of it dave@daveross.com harry reid, lost, iraq, senate 01:27 no The girls of Rutgers won respect and vindication. The boys of Duke are on their own. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070412_DUKE.mp3 32407AA7-16A7-4FE2-807C-871CE82D3D0C DAVE ROSS: Who apologizes to the Duke lacrosse players? The girls of Rutgers won respect and vindication. The boys of Duke are on their own. dave@daveross.com duke, imus, race 01:27 no Dave wonders if the President is finally ready to outsource himself. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070411_WARCZAR.mp3 EDDF42BD-3BC2-4C1F-8C77-9145124B2D58 DAVE ROSS: The President needs a War Czar? Dave wonders if the President is finally ready to outsource himself. dave@daveross.com bush, war czar 01:27 no Dave dedicates this song to all middle-aged weekend hikers who must finally accept that they're not 18 anymore. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/songs/Hiking%20Song%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 7B1CAF71-9604-4BDE-8230-B74B52A5CDE2 DAVE ROSS: The Hiking Song Dave dedicates this song to all middle-aged weekend hikers who must finally accept that they're not 18 anymore. dave@daveross.com hiking, dave ross, parody 01:52 no The facts are clear: it may be time to disinvent air travel 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070402_AIRTRAVEL.mp3 F45ECEE1-7567-4E02-B1A8-4C7B3879895B DAVE ROSS: Cheap Fares Have Consequences -- America Shocked! The facts are clear: it may be time to disinvent air travel dave@daveross.com air travel, airlines 01:27 no Iran is apparently pining for the good old days. I guess you could call it hostalgia 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070330_HOSTAGES.mp3 D32FF61C-B8C6-4260-A3D5-03060A11AC69 DAVE ROSS: Iranians have a bad case of hostalgia Iran is apparently pining for the good old days. I guess you could call it hostalgia dave@daveross.com iran, hostage 01:27 no Dave explores the C-SPAN Wonderland that is the House of Representatives, where contradictory ideas can be simultanously true. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070329_BUDGET07.mp3 77F25C79-FD6C-4467-91DD-D2CEFB00ECD9 DAVE ROSS: They're Raising My Tax! They're Not Raising My Tax! Dave explores the C-SPAN Wonderland that is the House of Representatives, where contradictory ideas can be simultanously true. dave@daveross.com budget, congress, democrat, republican 01:27 no Mr Penn out-Coulters himself. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070326_SEANPENN.mp3 58EF2276-D68B-43A2-82A4-60E4F8F6A07C DAVE ROSS: Sean Penn unhinged Mr Penn out-Coulters himself. dave@daveross.com sean penn, bush. iraq 01:27 no Senators decide that requiring under-oath truth-telling by the Presdeint's staff couldn't hurt. (Like it didn't hurt Clinton. Until he got impeached. But more on that later.) 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070323_SENATEFIRED.mp3 91EA537B-8309-48A7-B5D0-CCC1CB4C3175 DAVE ROSS: Democrats indulge in subpeona envy Senators decide that requiring under-oath truth-telling by the Presdeint's staff couldn't hurt. (Like it didn't hurt Clinton. Until he got impeached. But more on that later.) dave@daveross.com bush, gonzalez, us attorneys, executive privilege, leahy, coburn 01:27 no The President offers to allow his staff to be questioned without oaths, transcripts or cameras. But they can bring all the 3.6 ounce bottles of shampoo they want. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070321_BUSHFIRINGS.mp3 443BAC4D-13A3-4FFF-B1EF-10508E17596A DAVE ROSS: The President protects the decision-making process The President offers to allow his staff to be questioned without oaths, transcripts or cameras. But they can bring all the 3.6 ounce bottles of shampoo they want. dave@daveross.com bush, gonzalez, us attorneys, executive privilege 01:27 no Dave updates a beloved duet for the age of on-line narcissism and video revenge. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/songs/I%20Got%20You%20Tube%20FINAL%20COMPRESSED.mp3 760777D9-6D10-4162-B6E3-E8FE3ADC5337 DAVE ROSS: I Got You Tube Dave updates a beloved duet for the age of on-line narcissism and revenge. dave@daveross.com music, youtube 01:27 no Once again, nothing illegal was done, but explaining just how legal everything was may get the explainers in legal trouble. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070320_FIRINGS.mp3 F7D2F5D6-9014-4E5D-B3F6-8057DEFE5BA1 DAVE ROSS: What? Politics in Washington? Once again, nothing illegal was done, but explaining just how legal everything was may get the explainers in legal trouble. dave@daveross.com US Attorneys, bush, firings 01:27 no The key to how we got to the present is the past. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070319_IRAQFOUR.mp3 6F42C939-EED3-4920-9B98-5BC959B8F16E DAVE ROSS: Shock and Awe Plus Four The key to how we got to the present is the past. dave@daveross.com iraq, bush 01:27 no Dave realizes that if he's going to tackle the N-word issue he'd better tackle it now before the term N-word itself is banned. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070301_NWORD.mp3 D2ACF1E1-F965-469E-A1F1-FE12FAB17F61 DAVE ROSS: The N-Word debate is starting to N-noy me. Dave realizes that if he's going to tackle the N-word issue he'd better tackle it now before the term N-word itself is banned. dave@daveross.com nigger, n-word, black 01:27 no Newt Gingrich repents before Dr James Dobson on Focus on the Family, and appears to get a bye for being a supporter of traditional marriage despite his own conduct. While John McCain... well, it leads one to wonder whether any consistency is left in American religious politics. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070310_GINGRICH.mp3 21A50C30-D87D-458E-8E06-B3AD4C855C7D DAVE ROSS: Newt Gingrich, supporter of traditional marriage Newt Gingrich repents before Dr James Dobson on Focus on the Family, and appears to get a bye for being a supporter of traditional marriage despite his own conduct. While John McCain... well, it leads one to wonder whether any consistency is left in American religious politics. dave@daveross.com gingrich, dobson, gay. marriage 01:27 no The Democrats' Iraq Amendment is a big fat political softball right down the middle. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070309_CUTOFF.mp3 A80DA0B3-4C8E-44F4-9D5D-4358EB39944B DAVE ROSS: Take the hint, Mr. President! The Democrats' Iraq Amendment is a big fat political softball right down the middle. dave@daveross.com pelosi, iraq, redeploy, cutoff 01:27 no His name may be Scooter, but it's spelled H-E-R-O 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070307_LIBBY.mp3 9E90C9E0-1106-4858-8419-366227B52644 DAVE ROSS: Mission Accomplished for Scooter His name may be Scooter, but it's spelled H-E-R-O dave@daveross.com scooter, libby, cheney 01:27 no Yes, Hillary talked southern, and Barack talked black, and Dave has the evidence 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070305_BARACK.mp3 2CBB6510-1E93-46BA-B098-22D1A68162C8 DAVE ROSS: Candidates in search of an accent Yes, Hillary talked southern, and Barack talked black, and Dave has the evidence dave@daveross.com hillary barack campaign 01:27 no Dave points out that it's a big mistake to build the Mexican fence on the Mexican border. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070303_FENCE.mp3 41A266BD-823E-4597-9FC2-45BF4E2415BE DAVE ROSS: Why not build the fence in the wrong place? Dave points out that it's a big mistake to build the Mexican fence on the Mexican border. dave@daveross.com fence aliens border mexico 01:27 no Dave spins Al Gore's utility bill in a way that makes EVERYBODY happy. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070228_ALGORE.mp3 655DF6ED-1B62-461B-A6DB-24E73790772E DAVE ROSS: Can Al Gore have a heated pool and still be Green? Dave spins Al Gore's utility bill in a way that makes EVERYBODY happy. dave@daveross.com al gore tennessee global warming 01:27 no Psychologists conclude that today's College grads are all about Me, prompting Dave to apologize on behalf of the Baby Boom parents who spawned them. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070227_NARCISSISTIC.mp3 A44C1680-C5B3-400B-AE44-68A5758E3DD4 DAVE ROSS: College Kids graduate Magna Cum Rowdy Psychologists conclude that today's College grads are all about Me, prompting Dave to apologize on behalf of the Baby Boom parents who spawned them. dave@daveross.com narcissistic self-esteem college 01:27 no Dave states the obvious -- airline passengers must be kept cooped up and hungry for the good of the nation. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070220_AIRRIGHTS.mp3 AC0398EF-CC3B-437F-B174-3B9B72EC6446 DAVE ROSS: Airline passengers are far too dangerous to merit rights Dave states the obvious -- airline passengers must be kept cooped up and hungry for the good of the nation. dave@daveross.com Jet Blue airlines rights 01:27 no Oh, why can't the Democrats be as coy as their opponents? 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070216_MURTHA.mp3 D9429A19-6160-4D68-965F-73C0789FE52C DAVE ROSS: Murtha blows the Democrats cover Oh, why can't the Democrats be as coy as their opponents? dave@daveross.com iraq Murtha war 01:27 no Dave determines that the key to Barack's blackness is our collective whiteness. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070212_OBAMA.mp3 2C7A23B0-21D8-4603-9716-15B7AB046E9D DAVE ROSS: Is Barack Black Enough? Dave determines that the key to Barack's blackness is our collective whiteness. dave@daveross.com brack obama white black racism 01:27 no Dave points out that Joe Biden's verbal tumble goes far deeper than anyone knew 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070203_BIDEN.mp3 Dave Ross A010169D-1C0D-4579-9780-3146F22AA9A2 DAVE ROSS: What did Joe say? In another episode of Fill In The Blanks, Dave and the chorus explain the latest science on global warming. dave@daveross.com global warming blanks groundhog 01:27 no In another episode of Fill In The Blanks, Dave and the chorus explain the latest science on global warming. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070202_GROUNDHOG.mp3 Dave Ross 98FA24C8-9F0D-40FD-AFE9-F40D2D01CA78 DAVE ROSS: Groundhog day and atmospheric terror In another episode of Fill In The Blanks, Dave and the chorus explain the latest science on global warming. dave@daveross.com global warming blanks groundhog 01:27 no Is the data being manipulated? Is Bush a Republican? Is Pelosi a Democrat? 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070130_GLOBAL.mp3 Dave Ross 145A43A6-B160-4F1A-B434-988EE8190BC4 DAVE ROSS: Global Warming is giving me hot flashes Is the data being manipulated? Is Bush a Republican? Is Pelosi a Democrat? dave@daveross.com global warming pelosi bush 01:27 no Dave blows the lid off the Inspector General's report on spending in Iraq 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070131_IRAQWASTE.mp3 Dave Ross EF56B5FF-DD51-4659-8361-CD9E6101F379 DAVE ROSS: Uncovering waste, fraud, and... success! Dave blows the lid off the Inspector General's report on spending in Iraq dave@daveross.com iraq inspector bush 01:27 no Senator Clinton lets the audience fill in the blanks when asked a question about "evil men" 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070129_HILLARY.mp3 Dave Ross E31EE243-66FE-4A9D-91EF-B9D0BC6D4EA4 DAVE ROSS: Hillary Clinton's Jack Benny Moment in Iowa Senator Clinton lets the audience fill in the blanks when asked a question about "evil men" dave@daveross.com hillary clinton evil men iowa 01:27 no The Senate Foreign Relations Committee shoots blanks 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070125_iraqshowdown.mp3 Dave Ross FFF91914-596F-4E76-9D15-B73A6F67B593 DAVE ROSS: High Noon on Capitol Hill The Senate Foreign Relations Committee shoots blanks dave@daveross.com biden iraq resolution high noon 01:27 no The ultimate solution is a waterfront monument in every coastal American city. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020070118%20GLOBAL.mp3 Dave Ross 693D8ED5-CBA5-4BA9-92B4-96872E31592A DAVE ROSS: More hot air over global warming The ultimate solution is a waterfront monument in every coastal American city. dave@daveross.com barack obama president 01:27 no Congratulations Senator, and enjoy it! It can only go downhill from here. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020070117%20OBAMA%20.mp3 Dave Ross 3AC30A4B-27B1-4589-A3CF-941A3B23CE53 DAVE ROSS: Obama debuts as practically perfect in every way Congratulations Senator, and enjoy it! It can only go downhill from here. dave@daveross.com barack obama president 01:27 no It turns out there IS a timetable after all 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020070113%20IRAQTIME.mp3 Dave Ross AC826E0A-C75C-43ED-B989-CAB931C94CB5 DAVE ROSS: 1394 Days It turns out there IS a timetable after all dave@daveross.com iraq news saddam voinovich biden nelson 01:27 no Condoleezza Rice's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020070112%20RICEIRAQ.mp3 Dave Ross E73CB924-CBB9-44EC-ACC3-DA5CFDFC0FC9 Condoleezza Rice's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day Senators decide that enough is enough, and the Secretary of State has a Very Bad Day dave@daveross.com iraq news saddam pelosi biden graham 01:27 no Nancy Pelosi says the burden of proof is on the President -- but is it? Or is it a setup? 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%2020070108%20IRAQPELOSI.mp3 Dave Ross 58A7AB3B-794B-4750-A977-B53ADFEF8FE2 Nancy Pelosi and the President in a game of chicken Nancy Pelosi says the burden of proof is on the President -- but is it? Or is it a setup? dave@daveross.com iraq news saddam pelosi biden graham 01:27 no A grainy video presents the latest threat to Iraqi democracy 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070102_saddam_dead.mp3 Dave Ross BFD0E201-9CC5-4392-894B-BF082B38F40B Damn those cell phones! A grainy video presents the latest threat to Iraqi democracy dave@daveross.com iraq news saddam 01:27 no Dave discusses the latest opinion poll which discovers that our outlook on life is pretty pessimistic, except when it's optimistic. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_20070101_newyear.mp3 Dave Ross 33AEF25F-8D8C-4681-8720-A3ABBF51E2CA How the heck am I supposed to know that? Dave discusses the latest opinion poll which discovers that our outlook on life is pretty pessimistic, except when it's optimistic. dave@daveross.com dave ross poll iraq 01:28 no When you lead a nation, there is nothing more important than saving face. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_122906_iraqford.mp3 Dave Ross 5F026B13-CB98-4B79-B113-F40D96414093 When you lead a nation, there is nothing more important than saving face. Dave looks at the words of the late Gerald Ford and the laments of another wartime president: LBJ dave@daveross.com LBJ iraq 01:28 no Dave explores the meaning of hanging, and the "non-decisional" meeting 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_122806_iraqhang[1].mp3 Dave Ross http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_122806_iraqhang[1].mp3 Dave explores the meaning of hanging, and the "non-decisional" meeting dave@daveross.com Iraq 01:28 no Dave discovers that the war on Christmas was completely made up 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_122506_christwar.mp3 Dave Ross DAVE ROSS: The War on Christmas Ends Dave discovers that the war on Christmas was completely made up by hypersensitive Conservatives dave@daveross.com Christmas 01:27 no A new survey shows that you're all so busy watching television that most of you aren't reading this 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_121506_tvwatching.mp3 Dave Ross DAVE ROSS: America glues itself to the screen A new survey shows that you're all so busy watching television that most of you aren't reading this dave@daveross.com television 01:27 no Dave updates a familiar poem for the gazillionth time 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs_122606_dayafter[1].mp3 Dave Ross DAVE ROSS: The Day After Christmas, A Poem Dave updates a familiar poem for the gazillionth time dave@daveross.com Christmas 01:27 no Dave explains the subtleties of last-minute campaigning 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20110706%20ELECTION5.mp3 Dave Ross 54EE6668-F86A-4D51-B32C-14FE56FC2241 DAVE ROSS: Fill In The Blanks -- Make The Campaign Stop Dave explains the subtleties of last-minute campaigning dave@daveross.com campaign 01:27 no Dave tackles John Kerry's humor malfunction, and reconstructs the Kerry joke that went so very wrong 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20110106%20KERRYJOKE.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave agonizes over the concept of compassionate food, which promises you'll eat without nightmares -- for a price. But does it truly solve the moral dilemma? 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20102406%20ANIMALCOMPASSION.MP3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave continues to investigate sudden outbreaks of fascism in America 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20102106%20FASCISM.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave exposes the ultimate negative ad 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20102006%20NEGATIVE.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave's anthem to America's rugged individualism 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/songs/Leave%20Me%20Alone%20ENHANCED.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave says it could be time to kick North Korea out of the club of evildoers 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20101106%20KOREANUKE.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave reflects on the spate of opinion polls purporting to report what voters think, except at this stage, voters only THINK they know what they think. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20101006%20ELECTPOLL.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave examines who's REALLY to blame for the Mark Foley scandal 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20100506%20FOLEY3.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave carefully analyzes the reason why Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can scoot all over New York dissing George Bush, and why we pay attention to it 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20092106%20BUSHHUGO.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez says George Bush acts as if he owns the world, but did Mr. Bush ever say such a thing? 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20092106%20BUSHHUGO.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave laments the demise of every child's favorite ice ball 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Planet%209%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave draws another unconventional parallel to enhance the understanding of a complex issue 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20090606%20SCARYSTORIES.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Yet another airplane scare forces Dave to instruct Americans on proper in-flight behavior 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20082406%20BOMBSCARE.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Tom Cruise proves that earning 3 billion dollars for Paramount doesn't count for much if you get too spacey 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20082306%20TOMCRUISE.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no The unintended consequences of closing the Ozone Hole 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20082106%20OZONE.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave discovers our secret weapon in the fight against terrorism 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20081806%20STALKERS.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave looks at the strange case of John Mark Karr 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20081806%20JONBENET2.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave reminds us that These Colors Don't Run -- they Stand Patiently In Line 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20081106%20BOMBPLO2.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave looks at the outpouring of bad wishes for Fidel Castro 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20080106%20CASTRO.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Of COURSE Tour de France winner Floyd Landis tests positive for Testosterone. He's an AMERICAN! 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Testosterone2%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 Dave Ross Music 1F767715-816A-45BC-90DF-3E93AF175233 DAVE ROSS: Testosterone, The Song Of COURSE Tour de France winner Floyd Landis tests positive for Testosterone. He's an AMERICAN! dave@daveross.com Floyd Landic, testosterone 00:00 no Dave and the Chorus repeat the all-too-familiar story of Exxon's profits 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20072706%20EXXON%20BLANKS.MP3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Why would Condoleezza Rice seek a cease fire? 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20072506%20HEZBOLLAH.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave marvels at how diplomatic we've become 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Kim%20Jong%20Il%20FINAL%20STEREO.mp3 Dave Ross Music 8008D4B9-9385-4940-8800-C49F7C116486 00:00 no Dave examines North Korea's continuing attempts to enhance its man-tool 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20070506%20TAEPODONG.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Was Zarqawi the wicked witch of the East or the West? 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20061206%20ZARQAWI.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Growers hope the Americans who SAY they want the jobs actually SHOW UP for those jobs. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20052506%20IMMIGRATIONS.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Not everyone can endure the popular culture. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20052306%20IDOL.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave updates our efforts to ban the latest dangerous substance -- the Mexican work ethic. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20051606%20IMMIGR16.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave looks for the silver lining in the NSA's latest snoop-fest 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20051106%20NSANUMBERS.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave and the chorus chant a familiar refrain 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20042706%20GASPRI21.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Airbus introduces super-economy class standing room and Dave goes nuts 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20042506%20AIRSEATS.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave warns that America's most successful export -- our Cholesterol Culture -- is being undermined from within 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20041906%20MCDONAL2.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave discovers an immigrant protest that would work for everybody 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20041806%20IMMIGR12.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave has a close encounter with the real undocumented aliens. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/The%20REAL%20Aliens.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave explains the fine points of nuclear deterrence 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20041206%20IRANNU10.MP3 Dave Ross 00:00 no The Gospel of Judas tells a very different version of the Easter story 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/JUDAS2.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave attends a rally of immigrants and meets Gustavo. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20041106%20IMMIGRA5.MP3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Why all this caterwauling when a president by definition cannot leak classified information! 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20040706%20BUSHLEAK.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no A look at the Senate's latest take on legalizing illegals 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20040606%20IMMIGRA4.MP3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave reminisces about the man who was not only the Republicans number one fund-raising machine, but the Democrats number one fund-raising machine 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20040406%20DELAY3.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no All that positive terrorist PR, wasted! 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20040306%20CARROLL2.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave reports on the freeing of reporter Jill Carroll 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20033106%20CARROLL.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Why fight illegal immigration when we could use it as a liberation tactic? 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20032906%20HISPANI2.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Here's your chance to put a Mexican out of work 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20032506%20FARMWORK.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave and the chorus explain the increase in the National Debt 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20031706%20DEBT%20BLANKS.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave finally succumbs to the insanity 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20031606%20MARCHMAD.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Fill In The Blanks: where Dave reads a news story you've heard way too many times and invites you to fill in the_____. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20030806%20COFFEE.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave sings the song that should've taken the Oscar 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/For%20A%20Wimp%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave reviews the sequels to Brokeback Mountain 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Brokeback%20ITUNES.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no A Stanford/Washington Post study of facial features discovers the Hillary Factor. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20022806%20HILLARY4.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dedicated to America's port security guards, our first line of defense against paranoia. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Strangers%20FINAL%20STEREO.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no This cheerful country tune celebrates Harry Whittington and his fellow victims who have learned to blame themselves. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/I'm%20The%20One%20FINAL%20STEREO.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no In this edition of "Fill In The Blanks" Dave and the Greek chorus create a cooperative commentary on the Vice President's latest encounter with collateral damage. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20021406%20HUNTING2.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no The trash talking has started and it's out of control. We wish. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20020206%20TRASH.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Why all the lamentation about Hamas's democratic victory? Dave is thinking positive, and he has some pretty high-level support. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20012606%20HAMAS.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave laments the imminent demise of upscale America's pocket rocket 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Blackberry%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no How Congress can get to the bottom of the Katrina disaster 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20012506%20KATRIN35.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Dave goes nuts (discretely) over the power of the Seattle Seahawks legendary 12th Man 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20012306%20SEAHAWKS.mp3 Dave Ross 00:00 no Suppose those of us who are religious decided to truly join the war to keep Jesus in Christmas? 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Neon%20Jesus%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 Dave Ross Music 00:00 no Dave explains that while some may believe the NBA dress code is a way to get black players to look more white, the fact is, white people have had to deal with this for years. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20121005%20NBACODE.mp3 Dave Ross Sports 00:00 no Dave Ross examines the creeping atheism that has infected America's retail culture 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20120905%20HOLIDAY2.mp3 Dave Ross News 00:00 no This year's holiday entry is a salute to the annual office party 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/Zip%20My%20Jeans%20FINAL.MP3 Dave Ross Music 00:00 no Dave explains why the Christmas tree is NOT the holiday symbol you ought to be worried about. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20120105%20CHRISTM5.MP3 Dave Ross News 00:00 no The president's supporters have suggested he follow FDR's lead and hold a series of fireside chats to level with the American people. Dave looks back at what FDR said. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20112805%20FIRESIDE.MP3 Dave Ross News 00:00 no Black Friday shoppers prove once again why America is #1 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/I%20Fought%20STEREO%20FINAL.MP3 Dave Ross Music http://dave@daveross.com 00:00 no Dave warns travelers of the dangers of travel warnings. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20112305%20TRAVEL.MP3 Dave Ross News http://daveross.com 00:00 no Dave examines one of the Defense Secretary's reasons for not leaving Iraq right away -- that the soldiers themselves don't want to. It stirs a memory... 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20112205%20RUMSFELD2.MP3 Dave Ross News 00:00 no The story of outed spy Valerie Plame inspired this sentimental ballad 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/songs/everybodyknowshername.mp3 Dave Ross Music 8795C338-B736-42CD-A9B9-86B27613C624 DAVE ROSS: Everybody Knows Her Name The story of outed spy Valerie Plame inspired this sentimental ballad 00:00 no Dave takes the bizarre case of sheep behaving like sheep and reads it... REAL SLOW 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20073005%20SHEEP.mp3 Dave Ross News 6DB9EB8B-60BC-4224-86BC-9EF572DBBC0F DAVE ROSS: News Read Real Slow -- All We Like Sheep Dave takes the bizarre case of sheep behaving like sheep and reads it... REAL SLOW 00:00 no Dave challenges the American people quit whining at the pump and suck it up. 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/otherfeatures/cbs%20081205%20GASPRIC8.mp3 Dave Ross News DAVE ROSS: Is America Scared of $3 Gas? Dave challenges the American people quit whining at the pump and suck it up. 01:28 no Saddam's shocking public exposure prompts Dave to update Johnny Cash's Classic 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/songs/BAGHAD%20PRISON%20STEREO%20FINAL.mp3 Dave Ross Music 00:00 no Woody Guthrie's classic is updated to comply with the latest Supreme Court ruling 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/songs/This%20Land%20FINAL%20STEREO.mp3 Dave Ross Music 00:00 no Dave laments his inability to build a respectable criminal record 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://daveross.com/songs/busted.mp3 Dave Ross Music http://daveross.com DAVE ROSS: Can't Get Busted Dave laments his inability to build a respectable criminal record Dave Ross music 01:27 no This bouncy tune is dedicated to those clueless persons who from time to time meander out of the security line 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://daveross.com/songs/StandingAtTheAirport.mp3 Dave Ross Music 42FEC9D1-54C0-480B-8358-024966AD168A DAVE ROSS: Standing At The Airport This bouncy tune is dedicated to those clueless persons who from time to time meander out of the security line Dave Ross airport delays, music 01:27 no Dave speculates on the possibility of another Clinton in the White House 20 Apr 2007 23:26:32 GMT http://www.daveross.com/songs/Hillary.mp3 Dave Ross News DAVE ROSS: Oh Hillary! Dave speculates on the possibility of another Clinton in the White House Hillary Clinton 01:27 no