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July 31st, 2008 10:18 PM
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DAVE ROSS: Fill In The Blanks --- Dave Goes Negative
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If I go negative on negative ads, could it create a massive matter-antimatter explosion?
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July 29th, 2008 09:37 PM
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DAVE ROSS: Hydrocarbon voices in your head
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Dave warns of the great brainwashing now underway
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July 28th, 2008 08:27 PM
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DAVE ROSS: Thank you, Oil!
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Dave pays homage to the fossil fuel that builds character
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July 16th, 2008 05:31 PM
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DAVE ROSS: Bush and Streisand, Together For The First Time
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You'll find your fortune falling/ all over town --
Just make sure your umbrella/ is upside down
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July 12th, 2008 09:32 AM
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DAVE ROSS: Hey ET, iPhone Home
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Dave reveals the true genius of the new iPhone 3G
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July 11th, 2008 09:30 AM
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DAVE ROSS: Iran scams us again
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Dave rips the mask off Iran's missile-based oil marketing program
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July 10th, 2008 01:27 AM
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DAVE ROSS: Why would Jesse want to remove anyone's cocktail onions?
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Dave guesses that Jesse Jackson's whispered gaffe was a window into his soul
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July 8th, 2008 06:03 PM
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DAVE ROSS: Iraq wants a timetable? Do they think they're sovereign or something?
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Dave wonders where Iraq gets off making demands on us without checking with us first
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July 9th, 2008 05:58 PM
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DAVE ROSS: Iran kicks sand in everybody's face
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Dave overreacts to another display of diplomatic testosterone
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July 7th, 2008 10:52 PM
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DAVE ROSS: When will flip-flop mavens flip-flop on flip-flopping?
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Dave used to revel in flip-flopper stories, but now he's flip-flopped
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