If it is in your computer / You're living on borrowed time
You'll try to retrieve your data / And suddenly you will find:
An Empty P-C / Empty P-C!
In just a few seconds all of your records
Have been fricasseed.
Before we HAD all these machines
We never knew what disaster could mean.
All of my spreadsheets
Emergency! Empty P-C.
Your information takes a vacation permanently.
Suddenly everything is blank
You have outdated software to thank.
All of your data incinerated
Go and press buttons, still you'll get nothing.
Worse than the virus, bring back payprus!